By UnSupported - 14/08/2014 15:28 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
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mr_t_07 10

Bet you did nazi that coming :D

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Kordellf 8

At least in Germany they won't be within reich.

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mr_t_07 10

Bet you did nazi that coming :D

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cakefete2 30

Anne Frankly, OP is probably still in shock.

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swaggalikethat 22

All right I see where you all are going with this, but lets stop before this goes any führer.

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Kyle1dc 17

OP's in the Reich and they're in the wrong. Heil be back though.

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baseballbv 17

Oktoberfest.

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finnrambo 13

did jew guys really have to go there?

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tigerisabelle 31

Wow, it must've taken a lot of concentration to come up with those puns. Frankly, I don't think I could do that.

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nlm92 15

Nice try 33

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gpg5 19

Germany

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Harvzey 18

Her family are being a bunch of Deutschbags.

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Soviet_American 29

Jew guys are acting like you're nein.

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Soviet_American 29

Jew guys are acting like you're nein

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Melix 31

I give these jokes a nein out of ten

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MisterEx 28

OP should tell then to go to heil and then gaze into their eyes.

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kieranlike80 8

I bet OP is nacht laughing at these jokes

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Jared900DUmpling 30

I've been trying to think of a pun but I can't really concentrate on it. I might need a glass of jews and a cookie out of the oven to get me motivated.

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Kyle1dc 17

#106 You forgot a nice shower as well.

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SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Yikes. Go out there and do your best in school, and prove them wrong! :D

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schhichick 14

Just like when Westley worked hard on the Dread Pirate Roberts ship and then finally became the Dread Pirate Roberts and because of his hard work he also saved the love of his life!

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xxrogerthatxx 19

What exactly is she proving them wrong about? They didn't handle the news to OP's satisfaction but they never said she's gonna fail.

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Nordrag 26

37 - I've only seen two of your comments today, but both were princess bride related. Its a good movie, but did you like just watch it, or are you just that addicted to it? lol

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#37 has made a ton of Princess Bride related quotes on multiple FMLs. It may be the best movie ever, but the comments are getting pretty redundant when that's ALL you comment about.

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Kordellf 8

At least in Germany they won't be within reich.

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silvercamaro 22

OP should just say Aufwiedersehen to their family and enjoy Germany

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vairyhagina 11

Yeah, ops family sound like complete deutschbags

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

A grammar Nazi in the making?

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BvbArmy_0 18

No

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xxrogerthatxx 19

light hearted family eh?

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ladyLALAA 28

Father of the year right there!

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Mii99 16

Anne frankly, I would do the same also

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_FML_Austin_ 12

That joke should have been left in the attic...

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tournamentdecide 33

You didn't hide your pun too well.

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Kyle1dc 17

You better concentrate on that.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

I did Nazi that coming

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xxrogerthatxx 19

But seriously, what does Germany have to do with becoming a heathen?

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cakefete2 30

Agreed. If America didn't already ruin you, I don't think Germany will.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

To become a heathen does not mean to be ruined ^.

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Ryan8878 21

@7 My guess would be that the family is quite religious and concerned that the OP is going to a substantially more secularist country. Thereby pulling him away from the family's hard line stance on which ever faith they ascribe too. Believing, that OP's new living arrangements will result in OP becoming a heathen, no matter how ridiculous a belief that may be.

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blackonblight 32

Well, Norse pagans tend to use the term "heathen" to describe themselves, if memory serves.

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little_one 20

I'd rather be a heathen than a believer.

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homesuckfucker 28

OP, don't let them get you down. Even though I'm sure they mean it all in good humor, it's understandable that you'd be upset. But you worked very hard to get where you are. Good job, and best of luck.

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martin8337 35

What do your folks have against Germany? Descendents of the holocaust?

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BananaMan844 4

It's okay, OP. Just start telling American jokes!

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PenguinBitch 43

No. If he does that they'll sue him for emotional distress.

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