Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
jorisutton 4
That's ruff.
rajacalida 3
Love Ranks: 1. Mother (in most cases) 2. Dogs 3 and onward depends
Rababco 29
What about fathers?
type1diabetic 12
Aww, don't worry, apparently dogs are the only mammals that love others more than themselves :)
berrymonster4 2
My situation is exactly the same
Olivia93 20
This doesn't qualify for either 'you deserve it ' or 'I agree your life sucks' as no one will ever love you more than a dog. A dog is loyal until the day it dies. Dogs are so underestimated !
Ravike 17
Just wondering how long it took to the OP to realise that obvious fact.
annarcheer 19
dogs are so loyal..
motherbear93 4
at least the dog is yours, my boyfriends family's dogs look at me with more love in their eyes than he does and pays more attention to me than he does. It wouldn't be as bad if they were my dogs. So i kinda know your feeling there.
BWilson89 4
I know the feeling
nickif518 4
And my boyfriend looks at our dog with way more love than he looks at me. FML2