Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/7/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1569

You deserved it

115

Tweet

Share

British Broadcasting Corporation

Whatthefuckaburger

In my day…

By anona - 8/7/2014 16:29 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29168

You deserved it

64945

Tweet

Share

By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/2/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

I agree, your life sucks

31999

You deserved it

2965

Tweet

Share

By Ashleighx94 - 5/7/2011 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

36999

You deserved it

2723

Tweet

Share

By Ihatemyjob - 24/4/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me that he didn’t want to promote me because my, “scores were too good.” He then told me that I would be getting twice as much work to do than my coworkers, without a raise. I work minimum wage. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2314

You deserved it

160

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 29/5/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

13162

You deserved it

3549

Tweet

Share

By Marcus - 20/1/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2223

You deserved it

858

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 28/9/2012 18:06 - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML

I agree, your life sucks

38456

You deserved it

7481

Tweet

Share

By need_cash_now - 28/4/2013 04:29 - United States

Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML

I agree, your life sucks

54145

You deserved it

4423

Tweet

Share

By anonymous - 16/8/2013 14:05 - United States - Grandville

Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

48520

You deserved it

3317

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 5/7/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks

48401

You deserved it

3056

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 18/8/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

62742

You deserved it

12583

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 1/2/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

8678

You deserved it

48259

Tweet

Share

By Username - 7/6/2011 12:10 - Australia

Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

I agree, your life sucks

36585

You deserved it

4901

Tweet

Share

By Undercooked - 24/9/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

I agree, your life sucks

52732

You deserved it

4721

Tweet

Share

By dead_painter - 4/5/2016 00:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, after spending hours of my time painting sets for the last two months - with less dedication than only the head painter herself, and to the point where my health and grades suffered - I finally got to see the play I worked so hard on. I was the only one they forgot to put in the playbill. FML

I agree, your life sucks

14992

You deserved it

1312

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 23/1/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks

35508

You deserved it

8318

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 24/9/2018 05:00

Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw 3 envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2507

You deserved it

382

Tweet

Share

By Anto - 3/12/2008 06:11 - France

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

28825

You deserved it

6856

Tweet

Share

By rainonmyparade - 17/3/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

27584

You deserved it

3554

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 11/3/2011 02:27 - United States

Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML

I agree, your life sucks

34649

You deserved it

4539

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 25/4/2009 23:50 - Brazil

Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding "Yes! of course I will go!". After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, 2 ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

90974

You deserved it

5722

Tweet

Share

By TrulyYours - 7/5/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks

60429

You deserved it

5892

Tweet

Share

By Confused - 22/8/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks

33545

You deserved it

4369

Tweet

Share

By Chris - 23/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30156

You deserved it

2229

Tweet

Share

By peele - 25/3/2015 13:10 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29879

You deserved it

3690

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 24/4/2013 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML

I agree, your life sucks

45981

You deserved it

17506

Tweet

Share

By Noname - 24/2/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

I agree, your life sucks

20251

You deserved it

50130

Tweet

Share

By Noname - 28/2/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

62347

You deserved it

19266

Tweet

Share

By Somekindofcaleb - 11/9/2017 01:30

Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

I agree, your life sucks

3803

You deserved it

258

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 23/5/2014 02:36 - United States - Rockland

Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

I agree, your life sucks

54472

You deserved it

17111

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 10/8/2009 06:27 - Ghana

Today, I learned that because of my new medication, I can either avoid getting malaria, or have a male yeast infection. I'm stuck in Africa for the next two months, and have to sit down to pee because I don't want to irritate my penis by touching it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

45500

You deserved it

3480

Tweet

Share

By thanks, my fellow americans - 18/4/2013 21:41 - United States - Woodlyn

Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML

I agree, your life sucks

47579

You deserved it

13581

Tweet

Share

By Angrily Paranoid - 6/10/2013 05:29 - United States - Seattle

Today, my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

38770

You deserved it

6182

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 17/1/2012 11:57 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks

40622

You deserved it

7389

Tweet

Share

By jaycee - 28/1/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

I agree, your life sucks

31990

You deserved it

2612

Tweet

Share

By James - 12/9/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Lost

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

682

You deserved it

1506

Tweet

Share

By Jaided_Genetics - 17/8/2016 04:20 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML

I agree, your life sucks

14405

You deserved it

2623

Tweet

Share

By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

I agree, your life sucks

22526

You deserved it

29791

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 28/8/2019 02:00 - United States - Bisbee

Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1532

You deserved it

405

Tweet

Share

By liveforpeace_ - 28/4/2009 06:27 - Canada

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

I agree, your life sucks

234428

You deserved it

13515

Tweet

Share

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Jackey | 29

#7821313 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 3:24

Count it as a gift, and enjoy your new family.

By LostSoul | 19

#7821308 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 2:24

Be happy that someone loves and respects you. Our family is what we make of it. Does not have to be the people we are born to.

COMMENTS

By FluffyMcFluffs | 1

#7821307 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 2:19

I don't see this as either.

By LostSoul | 19

#7821308 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 2:24

Be happy that someone loves and respects you. Our family is what we make of it. Does not have to be the people we are born to.

By ari330 | 21

#7821310 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 2:27

same

By Jackey | 29

#7821313 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 3:24

Count it as a gift, and enjoy your new family.

By Meghan Elise | 8

#7821319 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 4:05

Girl lol same honestly

By RichardPencil | 28

#7821330 - Tuesday 16 July 2019 5:37

They just don’t know you as well.

By Casstrodamus | 4

#7821574 - Wednesday 17 July 2019 4:22

My significant other's family loves and cares about me more than my own. I've been with him for ten years. I let go of my family because it was what was best for me and my growth as a human being. It is hard to accept that your own family doesn't care, but once you do, so many doors will open for you. I wish you all the best, and just know you're not alone out there.

By HeniousAnus | 4

#7822199 - Friday 19 July 2019 2:55

Sometimes that’s better. Consider yourself lucky.