Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
nevermindthemind 18
Maybe your boyfriend isn't a dog, thats why?
kev1029 22
You are their everything.
SwagBasket 10
Dogs are better than boys they will always love you and never cheat.
f_mine_fer_sure 6
I'm pretty sure my cats love me more than anyone else I've ever known; animals are basically in the "business" of giving and receiving love, at least pets generally are. They're straightforward and wonderful that way. I'm sorry if you're not feeling loved by your boyfriend as you want to be, and at the same time I'm glad you've got an awesome dog to see you through whatever does or doesn't happen with the guy you're dating.
FMLniick 8
Guess dogs are a women's bestfriend too.
lil_ham1644 29
That's normal. A dog sees his owner as a parental figure. You probably looked at one of your parents more lovingly then the other parent when you were a child. I'm sure your boyfriend loves you
PirateLuigi 2
Animals are better than people.
5opt_fml 3
You should start feeding your boyfriend...
someguyhere 12
Maybe your should "pet" your boyfriend more?
darryaz 9
My last dog lived to be 15 - a HELL of a lot longer than any boyfriend has EVER lasted.