Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
JKPwnage 27
Incoming "dogs are better than cats" comments
superdom 12
Dogs r the best
leahpoling 8
*that should be me* playing in the background
HunterMark 14
Cuz he is your boyfriend, and not your dog.
kevinhlee93 7
this is why some girls are complicated. couples start fighting because of dumb reasons like this...
KJ6 21
Well, no human can possibly love the way a dog does. Dogs are the best friends in the world.
skyeyez9 25
My personal advice: Dont ever let your BF give you an ultimatum of "Its me or the dog." You keep your sweet dog forever.
Brownie02 10
Actually, you life doesn't suck. It just got better. Knowing that an animal can have so much live for you is better than knowing a human being that "loves" you actually does.
Brownie02 10
*your *love
weedxmanx420x 6
opposite for me my 3 dogs do and not the girlfriend
VanessaNal 13
That's why I choose dogs over humans any day. Their love and devotion towards you in unconditional.