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lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while
it'd be "I love you, too" not "to" dumbass
Mr. Rogers, I thought you died..
Sounds eerily like a friend of mine who obsesses over his dog. If he truly didn't want to say 'I love you' to you, then FYL. If he still loves you, stick at it.
wow, how stupid is he? most people woulda rolled with it, to avoid offending you like that. At least he's honest though
There's a reason dog is man's best friend!
maybe you should put out more
Does he carry this dog in his purse when he's about town?
He's obviously into ***********, which would mean he's cheating on you with a dog. Cut him loose.
That's dumb af
You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0
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lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while
You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0