FML : Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was...

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TrulyYours - / Thursday 7 May 2009 12:39 / United States

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By patrikus13 | 0

#177377 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:10

lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while

By sparda4355 | 0

#177427 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:21

You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0

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By patrikus13 | 0

#177377 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:10

lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while

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b182link | 0

#969392 - Saturday 27 March 2010 06:48

it'd be "I love you, too" not "to" dumbass

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yourWIFEandKIDS | 0

#1610574 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 01:01

My ex-girlfriend used to say "to" not "too" all the time when I texted her -_-

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ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2683380 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 02:49

Mr. Rogers, I thought you died..

By moleSG | 6

#177386 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:12

Sounds eerily like a friend of mine who obsesses over his dog. If he truly didn't want to say 'I love you' to you, then FYL. If he still loves you, stick at it.

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popoman | 0

#583018 - Thursday 24 September 2009 02:46

He does love you. He wasn't talking about an actual dog. He was talking about you, his bitch.

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AA357 | 0

#1064725 - Monday 5 July 2010 02:16

lmfao

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EDGE1095 | 20

#6517745 - Saturday 23 January 2016 07:27

Logged in just to up vote this xD

By wildabeast | 0

#177390 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:13

wow, how stupid is he? most people woulda rolled with it, to avoid offending you like that. At least he's honest though

By FBIWarning | 0

#177395 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:14

Dog > Girl, kkthx.

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bestnameright | 14

#5047143 - Tuesday 16 October 2012 01:51

There's a reason dog is man's best friend!

By AkanishiSan | 0

#177397 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:15

lol at the first poster.

By tehhotness | 0

#177400 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:16

maybe you should put out more

By rukusrazor | 0

#177409 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:17

Does he carry this dog in his purse when he's about town?

By couragewolf9001 | 0

#177421 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:20

He's obviously into beastiality, which would mean he's cheating on you with a dog. Cut him loose.

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Adamjohn82 | 19

#6510896 - Friday 15 January 2016 06:31

That's dumb af

By sparda4355 | 0

#177427 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:21

You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0

By avoid567 | 0

#177431 - Thursday 7 May 2009 08:22

lmfao.

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