Animals: Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his...

By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 02:48 - United States

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

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Thursday 14 August 2014 23:01

And they called it puppy love.

Saraj07 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:02

No person can match the loyalty of a dog.

Comments

sbarua219 17

Friday 15 August 2014 0:52

Dawwww :) I mean FYL

Hiktmae 20

Friday 15 August 2014 0:56

Lol this is probably why I spent more time with my dog than anyone else last year.

cinskeep43 15

Friday 15 August 2014 1:11

plot twist- the dog is blind

CptLanny10 7

Friday 15 August 2014 1:12

And my FML post got rejected ?

YepThatsMeee 23

Friday 15 August 2014 1:32

If you want to see the love in your boyfriend's eyes, show him your boobs.

Futacy 29

Friday 15 August 2014 1:53

Because he's a dog; you're all he has. He loves you more than anything.

tardisseeker 12

Friday 15 August 2014 2:00

No boyfriend will ever look at you like your dog does and thats ok. Dogs can only love

luverofakatsuki 16

Friday 15 August 2014 2:03

dogs will always love their master

usandthem 2

Friday 15 August 2014 2:11

There's a test for this. Lock them both out of the house for a couple of hours. See who's most happy to see you when you let them in.

Harley56 5

Friday 15 August 2014 2:13

I have the same problem

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