Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
sbarua219 17
Dawwww :) I mean FYL
Hiktmae 20
Lol this is probably why I spent more time with my dog than anyone else last year.
cinskeep43 15
plot twist- the dog is blind
CptLanny10 7
And my FML post got rejected ?
YepThatsMeee 23
If you want to see the love in your boyfriend's eyes, show him your boobs.
Futacy 30
Because he's a dog; you're all he has. He loves you more than anything.
tardisseeker 12
No boyfriend will ever look at you like your dog does and thats ok. Dogs can only love
luverofakatsuki 16
dogs will always love their master
usandthem 2
There's a test for this. Lock them both out of the house for a couple of hours. See who's most happy to see you when you let them in.
Harley56 5
I have the same problem