ShitFaced
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Rollercoaster ride
Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
tequilashot
Porto Alegre, Brazil 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have erectile dysfunction while drunk, and premature ejaculation while sober. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
bellaboop1990
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
FullCircleProblem
Round Rock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Spontaneous
Today, my girlfriend came home and spontaneously wanted to have sex for the first time in about a year. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and had just came from an AA meeting. She reeked of alcohol, I couldn't get hard because of it, and she got pissed at me. She says she won't be spontaneous again. FML
drunkluv
Australia
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Top comments
Idonebeenhad 17
Had sex, doesn't matter
guitarbeast 22
Doesn't matter, had sex
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Comments (178)
capnbzarr 43
You might be a rapist if...
rldostie 19
Depending on how drunk all these girls were, you have the makings of being a rapist. Perhaps you should rethink going after girls who may or may not be too impaired to give consent.
lostlove92 4
lol drunk is better :p but if u want a sober guy I'm here ;)
tj4234 36
you do realize OP is a man yeah?
Sumo69 9
Oh he know alright
fredstarrz 8
Your a fag **** you complaining sex for? Be happy you getting pussy
castroglide 0
Cause he want there for it. I bin there, it sucks. saticefy all these women n get nothing out of it but a hazy dream? Thanks...
creatingApast 11
How is this a FML? I have never had sex with anyone while I was sober. Maybe you just keep banging people who hate sober sex.
wes04ram1500 6
#65 with the way you spell, its amazing you get women to even give you the time of day. Get an education and please don't breed if that is the best you can do at spelling.
MsMeiriona 2
Way to go, you have sex with people who may not be able to give consent. Aren't you proud of yourself. Idiot.
I_heart_sex 1
Alcohol: the best social lubricant...
alvarny 17
If the person is drunk or unconscious when you have sex with them, would that under any circumstance be considered rape?
YourFriendSky 0
Yes, it would be.
silent_bride 5
Under EVERY circumstance. Yes.