By ShitFaced - 01/03/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Had sex, doesn't matter

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rldostie 19

Depending on how drunk all these girls were, you have the makings of being a rapist. Perhaps you should rethink going after girls who may or may not be too impaired to give consent.

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lostlove92 4

lol drunk is better :p but if u want a sober guy I'm here ;)

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fredstarrz 8

Your a fag **** you complaining sex for? Be happy you getting pussy

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castroglide 0

Cause he want there for it. I bin there, it sucks. saticefy all these women n get nothing out of it but a hazy dream? Thanks...

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creatingApast 11

How is this a FML? I have never had sex with anyone while I was sober. Maybe you just keep banging people who hate sober sex.

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wes04ram1500 6

#65 with the way you spell, its amazing you get women to even give you the time of day. Get an education and please don't breed if that is the best you can do at spelling.

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MsMeiriona 2

Way to go, you have sex with people who may not be able to give consent. Aren't you proud of yourself. Idiot.

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alvarny 17

If the person is drunk or unconscious when you have sex with them, would that under any circumstance be considered rape?

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