By ShitFaced - 01/03/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 061
You deserved it 21 577

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Idonebeenhad 17

Had sex, doesn't matter

Doesn't matter, had sex


How would you know? You were probably drunk.

Considered rape if he was sober every time.

Guys it's not really a YDI. Imagine everytime someone wanted to have sex with you they were drink would you turn them down

41, it's different if it's your long time girlfriend, fiancé, wife or domestic partner. It sounds more like OP is having more promiscuous, randomized hook ups than that, and with him being a sober guy having sex with drunk people, he could get into some serious legal shit. People that are drunk can not legally consent, that is how the legal system views it.

One Tequila! Two Tequila! Three Tequila! Whore!!!

jbr88 0

I would say you drink to much

n_epic_fail 14

Jami fox- blame it on the alcohol is the theme song for your love life

Not true in Oz, the law applies to both sexes.

#115 you are partly right but it's not the real reason. It's because of the intermediate-scrutiny standard, for the US anyway. Which says laws based on gender must substantialy be related to the achievment of a important governmental objective. there is a governmental interest in preventing teen pregnancies involved in those circumstances, so the law is upheld.I know it sounds crazy, but I'm looking in my college political text book and it uses those laws as examples.

In my opinion that is a stupid law. Having sex with a girl while she is drunk is not rape in my moral book.

41- I wouldn't cause that would taking advantage of the person.

raney150 0

You can be drunk and remember what you did.

135: Good thing your moral book doesn't rule the rest of us.

RedMosquito 4

Moral of the story? If a drunk girl wants to sleep with you when you're sober, start chugging and level the playing field.

Jumber, I have no words for how stupid that comment was, especially coming from a male. Rape is under-reported in women, because they're too ashamed to come forward for fear of judgement, right? Try being a male who gets raped by a woman, and tell me you would have no issue reporting it. How many men would be willing to acknowledge that a woman took advantage of them? Not fucking many. Most would assume that because they are male it is wrong of them to not want it in the first place, and on top of that, theres simply male bravado. On top of this, I think it is worth pointing out, NOBODY should be a victim to something that is considered a crime against other groups of people in the same population group. NOBODY should have to just suck it up and deal with a situation just because they have a penis rather than a vagina. Nothing pisses me off more than the carefree attitude we have when it comes to mens issues these days.

You misspelled everything.

Its moronic to say its acceptable for men to be raped in a situation that it is illegal for women. You can argue it however you want, you aren't making any logical sense. Shall we also just ignore cases of breast cancer in men because the rates are lower? Fuck them, they aren't female, they can just go die somewhere else. We only care about applying things where the statistics are significant, right? Or hey, maybe equality should be a universal concept. I dunno, maybe that's just me.

Idonebeenhad 17

Had sex, doesn't matter

kbtoyz69 9

You got it backwards but I still thumbed up because your pic has the lulz!

Your profile pic went perfect with that comment

I don't know what's better, 'Like a Boss' or 'I Just Had Sex!' ... O.o hmmmmm... EAT A BAGLE, Like a Boss!!

*****doesnt matter had sex

Doesn't matter, had sex

She was drunk the whole time. Doesn't matter had sex.

She put a bag on my head... Still counts!

Lol the top 2 are the exact same

once hell of party eh OP?

wlddog 14

Doesn't matter, got drunk.

That doesn't say much for you...

I see we share similar usernames. *random pointless comment of the day*

Spazz666 I find you attractive

Creeper senses... Vibrating....

Your attractive too

I've seen this swamp kid creeping onto a few girls under 16, where's pedobear when you need him?

It is my old nickname and is my cats name. We took the best two sets of numbers

Not comment worthy Edit: I was right, he got moderated

Get a girlfriend?

MeLuvBewbs 7

Sex is like food. We don't care how its done, we enjoy it.

Wow... I don't know about you, Hungry, but seems to me that most sane people are at least a little particular about both. You know: dead, cooked, edible. Consensual, clean, no unwanted consequences. Alive. I see how you might be confused.

iDaniel525 8

You wouldn't mind if someone spits in it?

That could be one of the stupidest comments I've ever heard

KiddNYC1O 20

The possibility that #9 is 14 is more disturbing.

KiddNYC1O 20


Op I know exactly what you mean

I gave myself a thumbs down for that

shanemaximo 7

Better than saying, "Today, I realised I've never had sex with someone who was willing at the time."

rldostie 19

But it's really not all that far off from saying, "Today I had sex with someone who may not have been able to give consent."

bizarre_ftw 21

Pretty much the same thing

"Bah! Not sober? Try unconscious!" Would be the appropriate creeper response.

Brice28_fml 10

Necrophilia would be the creepiest..

102 - Nah, it's really not that bad.

109 no, i think its REALLY bad.

Also better than saying "Today, I realized that I'm such a loser that no one has ever had sex with me."

Most drunk people know exactly what they're doing, so I certainly hope they only accept a certain blood alcohol concentration that lends itself to such loss of consciousness. But how is the situation any different to any of the other stupid shit you pull when drunk? Shall we also start charging businesses who accept the money of drunks? And how exactly does this eliminate the obvious issue of people drinking to a point of making such decisions unconsciously? People who get to that state of drunkeness are the most obnoxious assholes on the planet. Maybe the fear of what could happen to them might prevent some of this stupid behaviour from occurring in the first place...

If he was sober when they were drunk, it's legally rape. So what you're saying may well be exactly what he said, phrased differently.

Doesn't sound legit...

MetalxSoldier 26

No offense but FAAAAAGGGG!!

MetalxSoldier - congratulations on the most idiotic comment I've seen so far today. Offense fully intended. Asshole.