By ShitFaced - 01/03/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Had sex, doesn't matter

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skyeyez9 24

Does the "booze breath" turn you on or something? Seruously, stop the drunk sex. You are more likely to hook up with a person you would never have if sober.

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Wow, that's really gotta bring down the ol' self-esteem huh.... U may need to get u a significant other....

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maxwells_hammer 5

What makes you think you're satisfying those women if you can't even remember it?

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Soliz27 2

As long as its the opposite sex, your going to be alright.

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CaptainBlack 18

If you're drunk you CANNOT legally give consent. So, umm.... think about that.

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76transam 0

Hell i dont think ive ever been sober during sex haha

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spazz666 18

Lol, yeah only because they probably weren't on a date. Moron

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Rasetsu 10

IF A GIRL IS DRUNK WHEN SAYING YES, THAT IS NOT LEGAL CONSENT. Technically, according to law, you're a rapist.

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MarrTom 2

I'm the other way around I haven't had sex with someone unless I'm drunk lol

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