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Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Idonebeenhad 17

Had sex, doesn't matter

guitarbeast 22

Doesn't matter, had sex

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PenisJam 2

Sex is like air it's all good unless ur not getting any

crzlatina8 0

I just had sex and we are both sober :p

astronobob 0

Awww, they were all drunk in love

astronobob 0

* with love

skulskinator 5

Hey at least it's not the other way around

BoingaBoinga 7

Sociopath throws himself a pity party for raping people. FYL indeed.

Timmeeh 17

Come now, there's a bit of a difference between "drunk enough to have dubious judgement" and "can't remember my own name, let alone make a decision". Should probably give the OP the benefit of the doubt by assuming the former as we obviously can't actually know which way it went.

BoingaBoinga 7

OP has a history of specifically only having sex with drunk girls. That is sick, predatory behavior.

Timmeeh 17

Learn to read more carefully before making such claims, they may not hold much weight on the Internet, but saying such things in real life could have serious repercussions on somebody's life. The OP stated that this was a realisation; a realisation in this instance precludes seeking drunk girls in a predatory fashion, predation implies deliberate action. I put it to you that, instead, the OP has had luck with women at parties, not so much with women at coffee shops. Don't know about you, but I've had sex while drunk with people who I almost certainly wouldn't have sober, I woke up and thought it was a bit stupid, but by no means was there anything sinister, I made a bad judgement call. To go straight to rape or similar predatory behaviour without even what can be called a strong suggestion... well, be very, very careful about making such claims, you seem entirely oblivious to the devastation a false accusation like that can have upon someone's life.

DWeth 0

"Still counts!!"- Akon voice

badmike89 6

Well I say if it's working for ya keep at it nothing makes those clothes fall off better than cheap alcohol

Wtfeezy 5

Be glad. You got laid!

soccerfan1993 8

You better feel happy either way, I'm 19 and still a virgin.