Today, my girlfriend came home and spontaneously wanted to have sex for the first time in about a year. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and had just came from an AA meeting. She reeked of alcohol, I couldn't get hard because of it, and she got pissed at me. She says she won't be spontaneous again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML
Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a patronising post on Facebook, "to all you guys out there" saying how having sex with a drunk person is straight-up, 100% rape. I pointed out that she's had sex with me several times after I've come home drunk. That pissed her off. Now I'm single. FML
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saifnaqvi11 21
If she knows you are a recovering alcoholic and still comes to your house drunk then you need too find someone better then that.
thefaekitten 29
If she knows youre recovering, then shes a bad girlfriend. She shouldnt have been pissed because of that.
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dolphinlvr7 24
That's when you say I'd like a tall glass of you
SpyroMello 29
Even a comment like this could make OP go into a relapse. You clearly should never be friends with a recovering person of anything, nor be a counselor for recovering people.
saifnaqvi11 21
If she knows you are a recovering alcoholic and still comes to your house drunk then you need too find someone better then that.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Agreed. I would rarely say this, but OP, you should really dump her. she obviously doesn't care about your recovery if she's still going to drink. If she really loved you, she would understand that drinking just isn't okay when your significant other is a recovering alcoholic. You could cause them to relapse.
WhiteMagickz 16
She still does have a right to drink, but getting as drunk as she did and then coming to see you is completely irresponsible and inconsiderate. If not just flat out dumping her, talk to her about how what she did was wrong and let her know the problems you have with it.
tigerisabelle 31
I don't believe she has to give up drinking because he's a recovering alcoholic, but she definitely shouldn't rub it in his face like that.
MarkTheMintMan 21
At least you're staying away from the booze! Talk to her about it and maybe she'll reconsider.
R2Y2 22
She sounds like a douche if he's in recovery and she isn't respecting that. I wouldn't give her the option to reconsider.
MarkTheMintMan 21
That is true, but I believe everyone deserves a second chance. Besides, this is the first time she's done that from what OP has told us
thefaekitten 29
If she knows youre recovering, then shes a bad girlfriend. She shouldnt have been pissed because of that.
NickACD 27
She was drunk, and probably forgot.
Dilexar 26
Don't think that's something you forget...
Oyas12 14
then she. probably should have drunk anything in the first place
weird_adult 27
You need a better girlfriend, dude.
MariaGiovanni 25
Sounds like she isn't very thoughtful or supportive of your recovery. Sometimes you have to let go of people when you recover from an addiction and if drinking was a big part of your relationship and/or her lifestyle then you may have to have a talk then make a decision. No one is more important than your health and sobriety. Good luck OP.
andrmac 25
So you're the recovering alcoholic and she is the current or starting alcoholic? If no then maybe she should consider brushing her teeth and showering before offering you sex. Sex is for both people to enjoy not just one.
iwadasn 33
What makes you think she's an alcoholic? She came home drunk one time. If this happened a lot, I'm sure that would have been part of the post. There's plenty in between "never drinking at all" and "starting alcoholic."
beef_weezle 13
As a friend of Bill myself, this really pisses me off. I've straight up refused to hook up with someone because of this crap.
StzaCrack666 18
who's Bill?
tomvertigo 17
#12: http://www.friendofbills.com/ I believe he refers to that.
JustinJK 21
Bill is who started AA. a friend of Bill would be a member of AA.
llamadramas 20
i think you need to find someone better OP
isnobodyhere 32
Her lost, not yours!