Rollercoaster ride

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 06:00 - Australia

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Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You're just as terrible when you're drunk, but don't have the manners to apologize for how crappy your sex game is.

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Sinshine 28

You would probably be less terrible if you didn't apologize over and over.

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Sinshine 28

You would probably be less terrible if you didn't apologize over and over.

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TrashlifeKaylala 12

Some people are just sexually awkward. No shame. If they finish it doesnt matter lol

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WeirdUS 29

Except it can kill the mood and prevent many from wanting to do it again. lol if you are that clumsy chances are it stopped quick/and or they didn't cum. Being that awkward isn't generally cute in the bedroom and not sexy.

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RichardPencil 30

You're just as terrible when you're drunk, but don't have the manners to apologize for how crappy your sex game is.

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CRC_101 31

Cheer up. You shouldn't feel so self-conscious. You were very likely more bumpy and awkward before you were sober. You were just too inebriated to notice or care. Good on the girl for having a better time - just hold off on the apologizing repeatedly. That can make things more awkward.

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WeirdUS 29

Um.. the fact you need to be high or drunk to have sex is also a problem. If you were that bad sober imagine what you were like otherwise? Not looking good no matter what.

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DrSamba 7

Just keep practicing and congratulations on your sobriety.

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Nhayaa 21

Yeah, men always think they're some god of sex when they're drunk. Truth is brutal.

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Matt Richard Conklin 6

I might have something to putb you back ontop!

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