By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 499
You deserved it 6 363

Same thing different taste

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Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird


efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird

xo_emily_xo 0

maybe he was cheating? wow, dumbasses

dr_house_MD 0

stop being attention ****** and just replying to number one to get seen

dr_house_MD 0

crazycok 1. you did that also 2. no

awdorable 0

Crazycok= Beyond hilarious. Dude, you rule!!!

slaveowner190461 0
bbobe900000 0

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA yep, shut his **** up. what is a ****? hahahahahaha. crazycok is awesome. except I'm not too fond of the last thing he said to premiermois, but I guess he had it coming... anyway hilarious and to the OP, he could have been talking completely out of his ass and have never actually had sex before. but also he could be talking about his ex or something... there are many possibilities

lolbitch 0

@CRAZYCOC ROFLMAO "you know you want to" XD ******* nice..

uLtra_attitude 0

EVERYONE has secrets.

6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

lol go suk ur moms penis u fagot 78

joe_chemo2005 0

All of you had me laughing. But let's put our issues to the side. The chick that posted this should try out the positions with her boyfriend. It could be fun.

theblondefriend 0

At crazycoc: Get a life for the love of god. Seriously do you feel the need to comment EVERYTHING? And before you tell me to **** myself/suck your **** or any of the other lovely things you say, why don't you get your thirteen year old ass offline and go try and do something with your life.

sdawl 0

well he has dreaming about you

never too early to start looking for some new moves ;)

Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

AnaMaree 0

That's what you think, OP. ;)

Well, you should take advantage of his drunkenness to find out if he's cheating - you'll be better able to catch him off guard when he's drunk. If he's not, maybe he meant he was bored of not having sex, and thought some new positions would convince you.

thats what she said!! =p @op maybe his saying the relationship is getting boring and new positions can be considering just starting to since u have never done it before technically they would be new positions with you.

hecuva 0

Tell him to list off the positions you've "tried" and when you "tried" them... i'm sure this will clear up any questions


ouch . . . take advantage of his drunkness and ask the other girl's name . slap the shit out of the both of them . (;

maybe it's a hint that he wants to start?

inspireme48 0

haha yeah take advantage of him or you know just rape him.. gosh..