By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

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efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird

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efmivida 0

hes a jerk... or really weird

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Noire_ 0
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Maybe he thought she was his ex?

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xo_emily_xo 0

maybe he was cheating? wow, dumbasses

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dr_house_MD 0

stop being attention whores and just replying to number one to get seen

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dr_house_MD 0

crazycok 1. you did that also 2. no

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premiermois 5
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You two are retards. Shut the hell up.

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awdorable 0

Crazycok= Beyond hilarious. Dude, you rule!!!

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slaveowner190461 0

dr house is a faggot

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premiermois 5
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How about I shut your fuck up, k?

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TheLoneWolf87 4
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Aaaaaaand crazycok FTW

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bbobe900000 0

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA yep, shut his fuck up. what is a fuck? hahahahahaha. crazycok is awesome. except I'm not too fond of the last thing he said to premiermois, but I guess he had it coming... anyway hilarious and to the OP, he could have been talking completely out of his ass and have never actually had sex before. but also he could be talking about his ex or something... there are many possibilities

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lolbitch 0

I totally agree with you!!

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blackscent 0
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@CRAZYCOC ROFLMAO "you know you want to" XD fucking nice..

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uLtra_attitude 0

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6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

lol go suk ur moms penis u fagot 78

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GS430 0
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SORRY......

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joe_chemo2005 0

All of you had me laughing. But let's put our issues to the side. The chick that posted this should try out the positions with her boyfriend. It could be fun.

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theblondefriend 0

At crazycoc: Get a life for the love of god. Seriously do you feel the need to comment EVERYTHING? And before you tell me to fuck myself/suck your cock or any of the other lovely things you say, why don't you get your thirteen year old ass offline and go try and do something with your life.

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sdawl 0

well he has dreaming about you

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mikakarie 0

That's a very optomistic thought.

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lordbane 0
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who is crazycoc

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balkangiirl 0
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never too early to start looking for some new moves ;)

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animalover721 3
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Whats getting boring, is this fml

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Toas7 0

"Today, my drunk boyfriend " This explains it.

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AnaMaree 0

That's what you think, OP. ;)

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your_face 15
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Well, you should take advantage of his drunkenness to find out if he's cheating - you'll be better able to catch him off guard when he's drunk. If he's not, maybe he meant he was bored of not having sex, and thought some new positions would convince you.

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thats what she said!! =p @op maybe his saying the relationship is getting boring and new positions can be considering just starting to since u have never done it before technically they would be new positions with you.

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hecuva 0

Tell him to list off the positions you've "tried" and when you "tried" them... i'm sure this will clear up any questions

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iFRUiTTART 0

ouch . . . take advantage of his drunkness and ask the other girl's name . slap the shit out of the both of them . (;

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dan81892 2
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maybe it's a hint that he wants to start?

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inspireme48 0

haha yeah take advantage of him or you know just rape him.. gosh..

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