Intimacy: Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make...

By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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By fatnick - 07/10/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

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You deserved it 2 833

By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 477

You deserved it 6 074

Get on with it!

By QuickieGirl - 16/09/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

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You deserved it 6 117

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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You deserved it 17 576

Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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You deserved it 32 410

By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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You deserved it 5 218

Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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You deserved it 380

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 723

You deserved it 183

By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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You deserved it 5 946

beddington 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:05

Doesn't matter had sex.

MasterE56 4

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:01

Nothing wrong with that!

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boobalicious99 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:25

atleast she cares and u get a good source of exercise

21jason 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:28

Purposly get fatter so she will have sex with you more.

BrysGirl27 14

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:29

I work outtt:P

TalkingTowelTim 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:57

You're 16 and married?!

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:03

^ and she works out.

bingababe 16

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:41

Better than 16 and pregnant....

BrysGirl27 14

Sunday 5 February 2012 3:59

Hahah in fact I am:)

BrysGirl27 14

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:03

147- Hahah that was a good one:p and no I'm not pregnant

Burrito_Time 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:30

Make sure you have a oxygen mask on!!!!!!

xrainbowshadowx 17

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:30

You're working out and getting pleasure. Sounds to me like a win-win situation.

night_ryder13 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:35

Then give her a great workout!

Enslaved 36

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:38

She cares about your health. Make the best out of your workout! You're lucky, what better way to get in shape?

jbtheone_fml 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:40

Start eating more.

Fus_Ro_Dah 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:42

Count yourself lucky.

Cml3996 12

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:42

Imagine what she'll do once your in shape!

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