mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
West Valley City, United States
Humblebrag much?
Today, I realized that I went from being extremely fit, disciplined, and well-groomed to a shell of myself due to my girlfriend's lack of sex drive. I used to have 10/10s hitting me up for threesomes and have women breaking up with their men for a chance with me. Now I'm stuck with someone who doesn't care about sex. FML
fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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beddington 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
MasterE56 4
Nothing wrong with that!
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Comments (206)
boobalicious99 6
atleast she cares and u get a good source of exercise
21jason 9
Purposly get fatter so she will have sex with you more.
BrysGirl27 14
I work outtt:P
TalkingTowelTim 0
You're 16 and married?!
ohmandapants 17
^ and she works out.
bingababe 16
Better than 16 and pregnant....
BrysGirl27 14
Hahah in fact I am:)
BrysGirl27 14
147- Hahah that was a good one:p and no I'm not pregnant
Burrito_Time 5
Make sure you have a oxygen mask on!!!!!!
xrainbowshadowx 17
You're working out and getting pleasure. Sounds to me like a win-win situation.
night_ryder13 5
Then give her a great workout!
Enslaved 38
She cares about your health. Make the best out of your workout! You're lucky, what better way to get in shape?
jbtheone_fml 5
Start eating more.
Fus_Ro_Dah 2
Count yourself lucky.
Cml3996 12
Imagine what she'll do once your in shape!