mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
West Valley City, United States
Humblebrag much?
Today, I realized that I went from being extremely fit, disciplined, and well-groomed to a shell of myself due to my girlfriend's lack of sex drive. I used to have 10/10s hitting me up for threesomes and have women breaking up with their men for a chance with me. Now I'm stuck with someone who doesn't care about sex. FML
fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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beddington 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
MasterE56 4
Nothing wrong with that!
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Comments (206)
crazymalu18 0
Realized. With a z. Not a s.
Mullak 7
Realised with an "S" is the European and Australian way of spelling it, it's a "Z" in america they like phonetic spelling
PokerKing1993 3
Win win situation
BlAzEtHiS 0
Ay least she cares enough to get you motivated to "work out". My wife and I stay in pretty good shape because of such "motivating factors" ;)
punkrulz 1
Yeah not seeing how this is an FML!
tracyanai15 0
What kind of guy complains about having sex? Smfh.
SheepShoop_fml 20
Sex is the best kind of exercise. But really you should probably do some yourself. Even if it's just walking more often. I swear by squats and kegels too.
Amilcar760 0
So what's the problem? Sex rocks
meray 1
on the bright side it's free
bootyful86 7
If you're that fat you should be thankful you still have a gf
ryizzel22 0
Dosen't matter had sex