mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
West Valley City, United States
Humblebrag much?
Today, I realized that I went from being extremely fit, disciplined, and well-groomed to a shell of myself due to my girlfriend's lack of sex drive. I used to have 10/10s hitting me up for threesomes and have women breaking up with their men for a chance with me. Now I'm stuck with someone who doesn't care about sex. FML
fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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beddington 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
MasterE56 4
Nothing wrong with that!
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Comments (206)
Snafuusmc 12
Whoa nothing with THAT!
Coffeebang 17
I don't see the problem
geod69 8
Winner keep eating
DocBastard 40
Does it matter why she does it? Would it make you feel better knowing she has sex with you because she loves you? Oh, it would? I guess that makes you normal.
Dracoboxer357 36
Tell me Doc, do you ever have that awkward moment where your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you're stupid? I suspect you must have otherwise you wouldn't clarify your comments with a final, obvious, closing statement. :)
DocBastard 40
Draco - yes, it's happened. But I usually don't clarify with anything that tells people it's sarcasm. It drives me nuts when people say /sarcasm/ at the end of an obviously-sarcastic comment.
NomiKat 9
Once you exersise she'll want to have sex with you! ;)
maphineRAWRS 10
I dont understand why your complaining, sex AND a free work out session.. WILLINGLY?! Yeahyourcrazy
phantumgrey 6
I'm not seeing a FML here!
SoccerGod234 0
Hey, at least your getting sex!
ajlis 0
Free exercise!
annihil8or 15
Tell her its also healthy for both people in a lotta ways, requires no gym membership which in turn saves u gas money which in turn makes ur car depreciate slower...