By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

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Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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beddington 7

Doesn't matter had sex.

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MasterE56 4

Nothing wrong with that!

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Snafuusmc 12

Whoa nothing with THAT!

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DocBastard 38

Does it matter why she does it? Would it make you feel better knowing she has sex with you because she loves you? Oh, it would? I guess that makes you normal.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Tell me Doc, do you ever have that awkward moment where your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you're stupid? I suspect you must have otherwise you wouldn't clarify your comments with a final, obvious, closing statement. :)

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DocBastard 38

Draco - yes, it's happened. But I usually don't clarify with anything that tells people it's sarcasm. It drives me nuts when people say /sarcasm/ at the end of an obviously-sarcastic comment.

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NomiKat 9

Once you exersise she'll want to have sex with you! ;)

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maphineRAWRS 10

I dont understand why your complaining, sex AND a free work out session.. WILLINGLY?! Yeahyourcrazy

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phantumgrey 6

I'm not seeing a FML here!

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annihil8or 15

Tell her its also healthy for both people in a lotta ways, requires no gym membership which in turn saves u gas money which in turn makes ur car depreciate slower...

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