By fatnick - 07/10/2009 17:06 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
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White667 0

Score? Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.

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White667 0

Score? Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.

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fakepolice 0

But you get some right? And see puts in work to get the extra calories off? what's the fml here...

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greenbeny48 0

wow....... that's just sad, but bases on your username, i can see why

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Rota 0

Next time you have sex, do her from behind, and out of nowhere pull out, put her in a full Nelson, and jam your **** in her ass and see how much she struggles. That ought to burn some calories for both of you.

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FAKEstfu 0

Wait....fyl for being a good lay? Ydi for being stupid.

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xx3ginaxx3 0

it's a win-win situation, don't complain. hah 8th (:

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redbluegreen 40

Now we know where guys who shove doughnuts down the woman's throat come from. ^ ^

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DuxHuntin 0

Who cares offer her more calorie burning if you don't wear her out someone else will

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