Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as "Dad" to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in, or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
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MidnaLink 33
Is there a high possibility that it was done accidentally, as in not for YOU?
Suaria 38
It's not right to send unsolicited dick pic to people. Sending an unwanted nude to someone else is considered harassment under the law. So it makes sense to go to the police about it. I realize most people don't go to the cops if they get sent an unwanted nude.
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Comments (11)
zoelog 10
you called the police??? who does that?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Have you ever received an unsolicited dick pic? I am a guy and someone sent one to me the other day. It is really, really offensive and I actually felt violated. Glad you called the cops girl, you have the right to maintain your own personal space, forcefully if you have to.
LostSoul 19
I have been sent unwanted dick pics. unwanted pics of naked women women. I have had people threaten to kill me in texts. When I reported the death threats, police told me to just block the number. I don't think they care about the unwanted naked pics.
Suaria 38
It's not right to send unsolicited dick pic to people. Sending an unwanted nude to someone else is considered harassment under the law. So it makes sense to go to the police about it. I realize most people don't go to the cops if they get sent an unwanted nude.
zeeba_neighba 10
I would, and I'm a guy. My GF and I have been known to trade a few.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Great to see you have such an open and honest relationship. High five!
BurnInDemonFire 35
Your GF sends you dick pics?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Maybe to laugh about how small they are compared to her boyfriend's ****. That would work for me.
jc1015 25
People that don’t want to be harassed by unsolicited nudes that’s who. I’d not only call the police and have him arrested if possible I’d turn him into my mom (you know...the person to whom he’s married) the only person that needs to be seeing his dick.
MidnaLink 33
Is there a high possibility that it was done accidentally, as in not for YOU?
Rodville 28
If it was an accident the police will inform the sender to be more careful. But as it turned out It was a perv OP knew so the police was well warranted in this case.
RichardPencil 30
Ha! According to the documentary films I see on the Internet, you would likely recognize your stepdad’s penis.
weazle 13
Who calls the cops for shut like this. You didn’t even have the number saved that alone should say it was an accident. And since it happened ONCE it isn’t even harassment. Wasting police time over something you could have just blocked a number over
mssileas 25
..and then when women do wait to report harassment and it turns into stalking and/or an actual assault, you blame them for not speaking up sooner? Just keep the dick in the pants and no one has to be involved at all, this isn't on OP.
LostSoul 19
You ever been stalked?
jbuckets_404 38
Weazle, your username (of "Weasel") checks out. Smh.... Unwanted sexual harassment (S/H) is just that: unwanted. And also illegal. Even for the first time that it occurs. To use your logic, killing somebody with a gun isn't murder if only one bullet was used on a first attempt.... Also, the fact that she didn't already know that it was her stepfather's NEW phone number isn't relevant. All that means is that HE knew her number. And the fact that he didn't apologize by text afterwards (else OP would've said so) means too that it WAS intended as S/H towards her. Sure hope that you never have any kids ESP. daughters. They'd get no emotional support from you after they've been subjected to S/H for the first time (sadly, like all women planet-wide) out in the real world eg, at the workplace. :-(
Laurea Lindroos 8
Just because YOU like sending dickpicks that nobody asked for doesn’t mean others like receiving them. As others pointed out, unwanted nudes count as harassment and is illegal, so caling the police IS what you’re supposed to do in this situation.
alycion 38
I really hope that was meant for your mom. Either way though, the amount of therapy needed to deal with that trauma will take a lifetime.
Laurea Lindroos 8
You should confront him in front of the rest of the family. Tell him a creep sent you a dickpick and that the police are looking into it. Make him sweat.
EmDizzle2007 28
you didn't know his number?? did he mention you by name?? cause if not, that's kind of an over reaction. I guess I get it if it was clearly aimed at you. mentioning your name and whatnot, otherwise, that's an over reaction.
kaleena97 24
Since when does the police immediately track down a phone number for someone like this?
airooh 5
I know right.....
jbuckets_404 38
Perhaps when the recipient is a minor??? Not that we explicitly know in this case. And no, there's no way of knowing how much time elapsed before said sender was identified. It could've have taken days, weeks, or more. OP didn't state it nor is it relevant. FMLs are frequently posted/ approved months after they've actually occurred - sometimes for legal reasons as possibly in this case. Also, perhaps OP felt the need to seek counseling first before finally becoming self-confident enough to post here. What IS relevant is that law enforcement (in whatever municipality/ country this occurred) deemed it serious enough to investigate and followed through. Good for them and OP! Not so good for Step-Perv - as it damn well shouldn't be....
mas12806 24
Overreaction, & smh police spent time tracking one text
jbuckets_404 38
'Cuz heaven forbid they might otherwise thwart/ catch/ arrest a (potential) child molester/ pervert....
WaluigiKnuckles 5
Just like the simulations