Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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CalCommando
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She's an ignoramoose.
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CalCommando
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Yes, I called her a moose. Come at me bro.
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CalCommando
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She's an ignoramoose.
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maryjayy3
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A what?
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CalCommando
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Yes, I called her a moose. Come at me bro.
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finished
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Lol how the hell did you come up with a word like that :)
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
It comes from the word ignoramus. He just added a funny twist to it :)
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finished
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didn't think of that thanks :)
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blackheart24
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I hate when adults act immature on fb!! How old r u??? Geezus
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ibelieb6
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Kinda ambarissing..
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sr101998
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You mean embarrassing. But my mom has done it too.
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FranzFerdinand
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Haha, I remember that from Matilda. Great movie, and the word still cracks me up to this day. (:
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smartypants96
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Nobody knows how to spell, obviously. You ask how old OP's mom is, to insult her, & yet you can't spell Jesus properly.
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GovernorGeneral
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Thank god my mom doesnt even know what facebook is :')
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thinkPlNK
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28 - i hate when ppl type lyk der cap locks is having a seizure . Geezus!!!!!
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blackheart24
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Idgaf. Like I'm the only one on the Internet who writes like that?? Fuck you all. OP, your mom needs a life.
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blackheart24
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Geezus: Ray William Johnson's way of spelling Jesus. Only =3 fans will get this.
Suck it.
Suck it.
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Shadowcapii
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Cal, didn't cracker barrel already say ignoramoose?
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CalCommando
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xD That's where I first heard it ^
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MidnightBlossom
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Cherish the moments with Mother.
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cja101
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Yeah "respect your mother she's like no other" - Mr. T
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KK3137
| 31
Cherish the moments with mother.. before she goes psycho in her midlife crisis...
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startrekker
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lol, teenagers act a little more psycho than women who are having mid-life crisis!
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ladyLALAA
| 28
My mum likes to call me to tell me things she sees on my Facebook. "So I see on Facebook that you went out last night.."
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Ravenclaw2016
| 6
Looks like it's a bit late for that 43.
I have nothing against parents on FB [though I don't add them] but anyone trying desperately to act like they're a teen in adulthood to be "cool" has hit that crisis.
I have nothing against parents on FB [though I don't add them] but anyone trying desperately to act like they're a teen in adulthood to be "cool" has hit that crisis.
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Dark__Angel66
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Aww, she probably just wants to feel young again. :/ but I wanna know what she considered to be "cool" because it might not be THAT bad.
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littlemsweirdo
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Uh, red minidress? Ooh, showing off that saggy wrinkly old body! Hot. o_O
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shannonreneee
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If she wants to feel young again she can get a new haircut or wardrobe. Not try to be a part of her daughter or son's friendship group. It's not normal or healthy.
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lrgenesis
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OP here. In response to 5, she's tried to use words such as "swag" "totes" "creeper" "awk" just to name a few, she's posting awkward stuff on their walls like "you were a beast in that game on friday" and when I asked her to please stop, she declined, she's also adopted 'nm' as an appropriate response to 'what's up?' She's going to turn 51 this year.
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lrgenesis
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Most of the kids she doesn't even know so it's very weird when she tries to "hit them up" as she'd say.
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thiscrazything
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So why did they allow her to friend them?
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startrekker
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so cute! you are embarrassed by your mom! she's prolly trying to get closer to you, this is a good thing. don't act like the typical teenager, accept her and joke around with her as well. my dad is/was embarrassing when I was a teenager but instead of cringing I was proud he was my dad.
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calmyourself
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At least she hasn't opted to getting plastic surgery. I just watched a segment on a mom who got plastic surgery to look like her own daughter. It could be worse, OP.
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lrgenesis
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62- They probably wanted more friends to seem popular. Everyone accepts people with mutual friends these days.
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bizarre_ftw
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Then tell them to unfriend her, she should have a fb if she wants one, but with a friend pool her own age
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thatsmylyfe
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a really great question!! but remember teens on Facebook are "friend whores" they add anyone and everyone to have the highest friends number!! :/
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snowmount07
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WTF Man!
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Red_Wing_Nut44
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Oh good God that's every teen's worst nightmare!
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Llama_Face89
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My worst nightmare is Detroit actually playing well.
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grapisy
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My worst nightmare is evil demons from the depths of hell coming out in the middle of the night and killing everyone by ripping out their entrails.
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grapisy
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My worst nightmare is evil demons from the depths of hell coming out in the middle of the night and killing everyone by ripping out their entrails.
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unitedfan11
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^^ someone needs psychotherapy
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finished
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If she thinks cool is what it was when she was kid then i feel sorry for you ...
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lrgenesis
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She does. FML
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Rocky007
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My mom did the same. I'm 58.
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Redoxx_fml
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CHEW IT OVER WITH A TWIX!
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kajolphagura
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS JUST MADE MY DAY XD
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CDeCam
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That's not too bad. But if she starts trying to talk to your friends and arrange hang outs to conquer the cinnamon challenge, then you have a problem.
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thiscrazything
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Ugh, that cinnamon challenge!
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erl1996_fml
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I have nightmares about that kind of stuff...
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a7xfoREVer15
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xD