mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Anonymous
West Valley City, United States
Humblebrag much?
Today, I realized that I went from being extremely fit, disciplined, and well-groomed to a shell of myself due to my girlfriend's lack of sex drive. I used to have 10/10s hitting me up for threesomes and have women breaking up with their men for a chance with me. Now I'm stuck with someone who doesn't care about sex. FML
fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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beddington 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
MasterE56 4
Nothing wrong with that!
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Comments (206)
jellyD 1
Better than being repulsed by you! Get back to exercising!
smallsmerry123 5
Doesnt matter, had sex!
scbalue 0
Marry her!!
StreetReaper 9
Why? Then he'll be a fat slob that doesn't get any.
PoeSlayer 0
I really don't see the problem here
ebud2010 2
Is that bad?
MaceFaceLOL 8
Just out of curiosity how did you learn this?
MelTheGreat 23
Doesn't matter. Had sex... again and again.
Dracoboxer357 36
OP, your girlfriend has sex with you ONLY to make you exercise? I find that a little hard to believe. If she didn't care about you, would she really be with you? And even if the answer to that is yes, there are many other ways to get you to exercise without her needing to "take one for the team", so to speak. Like couples hiking or tennis or dancing, etc. Maybe she is using the sex to help you exercise more, but I believe she must care about you and your health otherwise she wouldn't have bothered at all. But if You feel that's true, then it's her you really need to talk to about it. See if the love's still there, use the sex for it's own sake of physical intimacy to express it and find a physical activity that you both can share for the exercise alone. Good luck with it, OP. Cheers. :)
MaceFaceLOL 8
Daaaaaaaayum 87 you just blasted him.
SweetPerfectionn 3
Great comment!
perdix 31
You must be a real attractive couple. She can't find someone she wants to have sex with, so she has to settle for a lazy, fat pig. You both must be winners!
luis_r96 4
And that's a problem how?