mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
That's hot
Today, I found out my girlfriend only became my girlfriend because she was bored of having Tinder sex with dozens of guys and decided having a boyfriend she could cheat on with dozens of guys from Tinder would make the sex hotter and kinkier, like a dirty shameful secret to turn her on more. FML
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beddington 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
MasterE56 4
Nothing wrong with that!
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Comments (206)
bubo_fml 11
If you don't feel like working out...Pee on her...
SamCat 21
Stop complaining, if you dont **** her, someone else will. Just choose: Free workout? or Self workout?
wlvandeberg 0
Doesn't matter, had sex!!!
structuredchaoz 4
Well your lucky you have one. Leep up the laziness and complaints of sex you won't have either.
IMAVELISRAPTOR 1
I fail to see how this is a problem..
thatguyyx 4
Still counts!!
wes04ram1500 6
So when you get caught sleeping with someone else, just tell her you were doing it for her by working on your body on the side.
joncole 6
Why cry so she thinks your a fatty and need the workout do sex to her and shut up c'mon son
Airborn0280 18
Tell her you need to "exercise" twice a day everyday, once in the morning and once at night.
sethwrightrugby 5
Ha, that's not bad actual. 2 a days!