Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

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Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
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it's all about balance and finding the middle path that works for both of y'all. make sure y'all can communicate openly and clearly about it so no resentment builds up. if the conversation becomes a bit too tense, it's ok to pause the talk while y'all take some time to process and level out. good luck!

Sex on the couch?

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it's all about balance and finding the middle path that works for both of y'all. make sure y'all can communicate openly and clearly about it so no resentment builds up. if the conversation becomes a bit too tense, it's ok to pause the talk while y'all take some time to process and level out. good luck!

Is there actually a sane person on the internet? Pleasantly surprised.

Eat her out on the couch and then cuddle with her after you exhaust her. Then you both win, you're exercising your tongue and spending time with her on the couch. Make it fun, not frustrating.

Why can't you sit on the couch with her? I don't get it.

Sex on the couch?

Are you bad at sex? This deal seems a bit one-sided.

Have her join you at the gym.