Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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birds_fml 7
Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
BurpusMe 0
Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."
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Comments (253)
ohheykiwi 2
Maybe she meant she gave good massages and good inspirational speeches?? Always look on the bright side.
iFruit 0
Aye karumba! Aye Aye Aye!
RNA 0
Or, what nobody thinks, she saved her lover's number under her co-worker's name, so you think it's her co-worker. I know people do this. so she is not a lesbian at all, just a regular cheating bitch.
jeane123 6
sooo when doo u have the right too look threw ur wifes phone its her business none of urs
ieatglue44 0
My god, how many people are gonna say "Why were you checking her texts??????" Jesus. Are you trying to suggest that this guy is a controlling, abusive husband? Because he checked a text message on his wife's phone? It's none of your business what their relationship is like. Maybe she has no problem with it typically. And if she does, she'll let him in on the secret. They are, you know, married.
niki13_fml 0
and maybe it was one of those things where she was busy, heard her phone ring, and was like "will you get that please?" if so, then he was just doing the gentleman thing and doing what she asked.
Poopybuttz 0
GET ON THAT.
DameGreyWulf 1
Suck to be you, man. You should probably check on that.
Brooklynxman 0
Take advantage. Demand a threesome for the sake of your marriage. Besides it might spice up your love life enough for your wife to stay with you, she obviously isnt boning other GUYS
IOwnedYou 0
Dumb ass, this is your oppertunity for a sexy threesome.
akjax 0
This COULD be the exact opposite of an FML