Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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birds_fml 7
Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
BurpusMe 0
Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."
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Comments (253)
cheeseburgerplz 0
YDI for looking at her cellphone. Don't mess with other people's stuff.
Fernmelder 0
Maybe he was using her Iphone to look up a map while she was driving and the text popped up?
razorgenius67 0
i thought guys would usually want something like this... guess i thought wrong.
Paige_Nicole10 0
first of all, that is beyond repulsive. . . second of all just weird. . . third (and i hope correct) the text message was sent to the wrong person. i mean i get texts from my friend bubba all the time asking me if i would like to go to the gym with him, although they are meant for his guy friend peyton so our names are next to each others in his telephone.
pimplefacedgirly 8
Why is this 'beyond repulsive'? There are lots of closeted/ gay people in this world. It's totally natural.
uSuck 0
win!!!
nads_fml 0
awesome. that is more like i love my life
SirAwesome 0
You need to get in on the action. Tell your wife she's only allowed to touch her friend if you are hiding in the closet with the door cracked just enough to see...
ItsAshxD 0
Sounds more like the wife is hiding in the closet.
Stino227 0
I'm laughing at all the people saying "Why were you checking her messages?" or "You deserve it for checking your wife's private messages!". Don't be stupid. They are M-A-R-R-I-E-D. AKA supposed to be loyal partners for life. Why should it matter??? Obviously he was justified in checking if he found something like this.
LordKoin772 0
I wouldnt complain
xr4ch431x 0
I'm at a loss as to why nobody is commenting on the almost (forgive me if I'm wrong) obvious fact that this number in his wifes phone has been saved as this female co-workers number when it so clearly the number of the man she is having an affair with? Is that not what cheaters do? Again, forgive me if I'm wrong, and I probably am, but I'm surprised this hasn't been a running theme in these comments!
DarkestSonata 0
An easy way for him to find out for sure would be to call the number in his wife's phone and see if a man or women answers. Isn't a fullproof plan but it is a start.
satanstoystore 0
true. your wifes mouth really is warm *sigh*
LemonFairy 0
Haha you win. XD