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By rick - / Thursday 13 August 2009 21:49 / Sweden
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I just want everyone to know that I think the member AndelleRae is a horrifyingly ugly demon, and we should MAN TEH HARPOONZ!! immediately please and thank you.

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  AngelRaven89  |  0

Humorizer (60) it's an FML because his wife appears to be cheating on him with a woman. Also just because it's 2 women having an affair doesn't mean it's cute. it's still cheating. This is FML worthy.

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  baby_love  |  0

maybe you shouldnt be going through her phone douche bag.

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  Plumppotato  |  3

or maybe, JUST MAYBE, he wasnt going through her phone. seeing as how theyre married and whats his is hers and whats hers is his, he may have been using her phone when she got the text.

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  swampbaby985  |  29

Yet if the roles were reversed and the female coworker were male how many guys would be shouting "THREESOME!!!" Then? You guys sicken me with your double standards and homophobia.

By  zee209  |  0

Maybe it was the wrong number? Or maybe she doesn't mean anything by hands, and by mouth she meant talking? Honestly, don't jump to conclusions..

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  Alexgoesfml  |  3

Actually I bet it was a joke. My best mate's father's friends wife (wow that was a mouthful) sent it to a friend of hers and she had a husband last christmas.

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  evamusical  |  12

Probably bi, since she's married to a man... Of course it's possible that she never really loved him but I think in this story it's the most logical option that she's bi.

By  NaturallyUnlucky  |  0

Relax. If you read my texts to my girlfriends, you'd think that not only was I a lesbian, that I was also married to one girl, engaged to three more, and dating many others. And that I had children with one or two of them. It's just casual teasing to combat homophobia.

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  Twinklestar  |  0

Given the OPs response and the fact he's married to the woman, it would be fairly safe to that's not her usual behaviour and your fascinating anecdote is irrelevant.

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Oh, it burns. So it's more likely that she's a secret lesbian/bi and he never knew a thing about it? Hmm. I guess that MUST be the case, since he knows absolutely everything about his wife and how she always interacts with every single one of her friends.

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  Twinklestar  |  0

He reads his wife's text messages so yes, obviously he does have an idea of how she usually talks to her friends(ie. not like a 13 yr old retard who thinks acting bi-sexual is cool and shows how totally open minded you are)

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Thank you; you've just proved how adept you are at jumping to conclusions, both in the OP's case and mine. I'm glad that you find unsubstantiated ad hominem attacks so very satisfying, but seeing as you're cheerfully making blanket statements completely outside of the evidence available to you, and since I have absolutely no interest in speaking to a figurative brick wall who seems to get great thrills out of antagonizing strangers on the internet, I must label you a sad internet instigator and move on.

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  Twinklestar  |  0

Yes I'm jumping to conclusions in saying the guy probably knows how his wife talks with her friends... It's a huge leap of imagination. And I don't know where I would've gotten the idea that he reads her texts. What was I thinking... It's clearly "outside of the evidence available to me", unlike the reference the the hilarious claims with your friends you described. Please forgive my "ad hominem attacks" on your fascinating and zany exchanges with your high school girl friends. I see now why it is entirely relevant to the OPs FML about his marriage, to a woman he really probably doesn't know anywhere near as well as you know your crazy and original thinking high school buddies, and how yes, that's probably exactly what happened.

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