Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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birds_fml 7
Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
BurpusMe 0
Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."
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Comments (253)
kissmi244 0
Did u think that just maybe she has her co-workers name in replace of a males name just for the fact that at first glance if you were to lookat her phone like u did u would see a females name and not look any futher into it...
Jellyfeltz 0
YDI for reading your wife's text messages. Also, it's totally possible that it was an accidental text message. My friend's boyfriend's name is right below mine in her contacts list & I get messages meant to go to him all the time. This is why you shouldn't snoop. You get the wrong idea, confront the other person, & when it turns out to be nothing, you just look like a huge nosy jackass.
One_lucky_Cat 0
WTF?
Kuroftw 0
...Threesome? Also, what #8 said.
mumafiedmustangs 0
threesome
EveryDayJackAss 0
threesome opportunity ^_^....just dont let the kids watch :D
n0tLiH 0
if ur wife is playing u, and if she's smart, she'd save the names of whatever new men she meets as names of Females. Duh!!!!
snowglobe007 0
That is exactly what I thought when I read this FML
lucysimple 0
daaaaamn!
N3VVRmiNd 0
Your wife has good taste. Wouldn't you rather have pussy in your mouth than a ****? Yep... She's a smart one
bobby9101 0
Count your blessings. THREESOMES whenever the **** you want