Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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birds_fml 7
Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
BurpusMe 0
Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."
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Comments (253)
Anbell89 0
Haha I totally agree with the threesome comments.. You should have texted her back pretending to be your wife telling her to meet up at your house later and BAM you have a threesome :P... Come on dude gotta be quick!
Hippie_Slay 0
wish that was my wife :))
lostguy 0
look at the bright side, at least the message didn't come from a guy lol ^_^ and see if you can get a threesome as well lol ^_^
RespondomaticMan 0
Sounds like you've stumbled across a threesome opportunity. Go make the most of it.
jdizzle1245 0
threesome oportunity? time to make your move, player
fyrtiosexarton 12
Det suger, hörru. Konfrontera henne och ge henne en chans att förklara innan du tar förhastade beslut. (Lättare sagt än gjort, I know.. :/) Hursomhelst har du en axel att gråta på om allt skulle skita sig :)
jumperdreams 0
Well of course it could be a mistake, similar names could be next to each the in the phone, but later on if you using her phone, respect her privacy
Kira_fml 0
You're all ******* morons. If she's actually cheating, then I'm gonna go ahead and say she is NOT INTERESTED IN A THREESOME!
Calaura9 0
Who is your wife fuucking on the side? Subzero? "Warm hands and mouth". Most people prefer wet and warm. Hmmmm....
akkid17 0
Hells ya #16 you made my day!