By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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Courtz55 14

Guess you don't regularly send things like this...

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TheEpicKitten 20

There really isn't enough information to go on here, what kind of heartfelt message was this op?

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Courtz55 14

Guess you don't regularly send things like this...

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kafka13 9

true, if it happens once a year then i can understand girlfriend's reaction

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JackFaire 27

True but sadly she clearly doesn't have a Class A guy if the only time she usually gets these kinds of messages from him is when he wants something.

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TheEpicKitten 20

There really isn't enough information to go on here, what kind of heartfelt message was this op?

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TheNewGuy03 28

"Your ****** is a neverending fountain of happiness."

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Notesz_b 13

Her side of the story could be intresting.

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Catdragon 40

Well they say the less often you do something the more special it is.... then again people don't feel that way about sex

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JohnForge 13

They're clearly from different places. This one is from Georgia the other is Colorado.

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Not a problem if OP is Goku, I bet Chi-Chi would say those lines as well...

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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

It all depends on how early in the morning it is. Like if I get a text at 4 in the morning I'm going to be a little upset compared to a text at 8 AM. And it all depends if she's a morning person. Your heart was in the right place OP!

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lulinator 40

If you get upset about receiving texts at 4am, perhaps you should turn your phone off, or silence the notifications while you're asleep. Just sayin'.

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annalily5 28

I like to leave my phone on for emergencies. I wouldn't mind a friend waking me up at 4 in the morning for something important, that doesn't mean I want to be woken up by something that could be sent at a more reasonable hour.

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shitstorm28 11

it sounds like she really didn't expect it. not necessarily a bad thing. sometimes it's nice to be pleasantly surprised, even if it takes her a minute to figure out it's you.

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