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Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tbeemcgeebee / Sunday 1 August 2010 05:05 / United States

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By juli - / Saturday 24 July 2010 17:47 / Taiwan

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zzdug - / Monday 8 February 2010 03:19 / United States

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 December 2009 20:10 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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By shaggy - / Sunday 30 August 2009 21:26 / Canada

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