FML : Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker...

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Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 January 2011 19:55 / United States

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By roeallen | 11

#2018523 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

By jupiter80 | 0

#2018507 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

give her a chance ;)

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By tabarnak_fml | 7

#2018500 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:04

wow lol that's funny :D

bigtits94 | 0

#2019633 - Saturday 29 January 2011 7:49

Shhh gay

aimbug | 42

#6429414 - Thursday 8 October 2015 3:03

Not so much for Op.

By jupiter80 | 0

#2018507 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

give her a chance ;)

aardvarkish | 15

#2018674 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:38

That's what *I'M* talkin' about!

impatientsnake | 4

#2161145 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:21

she love u go ahead and get that

By pottymouthpanda | 0

#2018516 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:07

she pretty?

By roeallen | 11

#2018523 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

Vanilor_fml | 5

#2019000 - Saturday 29 January 2011 2:59

run... run away .. and never return

Mr_Darkside | 5

#2019016 - Saturday 29 January 2011 3:05

hah i can just imagine this person running away in slow motion at sunset on a beach.... of course while Chariots of Fire is playing.

woosah | 16

#3296894 - Friday 16 September 2011 7:26

So she's obviously crazy and now you're probably screwed. Good luck. Find a new job.

stangbang92 | 17

#6513775 - Monday 18 January 2016 17:45

Why? If you had fallen in love with some one and then they told you they loved you and walked away wouldn't you want answers?

TokioCore | 17

#6536349 - Sunday 14 February 2016 2:14

"Bye, love you" doesnt exactly sound as a love confession to me. Besides, 6 missed calls and a long text message?? Thats a bit too clingy

By JDFromSac | 0

#2018524 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

lmao.

By 5t3ff1k4h | 43

#2018528 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:09

Bow chicka wow wow... ;)

By eyetri13 | 0

#2018530 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:09

lol

By skyttlz | 32

#2018533 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:09

Lol awkward everytime you see her ... just tell her it was an accident?

By Emilyinroom483 | 7

#2018542 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:12

Awkward, but just tell her it was an accident. Not too hard.

By LegitJP | 0

#2018546 - Saturday 29 January 2011 1:13

lesbian lovers

Tankkiller308 | 16

#6145735 - Tuesday 16 December 2014 5:00

I'm confused how did you get to that conclusion I didn't see any where, where it tells you op's gender

xChaos | 29

#6504420 - Thursday 7 January 2016 20:29

I see you're new to this place

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