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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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By firedlol - 02/08/2018 19:00

Today, I accidentally showed up 5 minutes late for my shift. My boss mercifully declared that I would not be fired if I called my mother and told her I love her. My mom died 11 years ago. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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By babyfatt - 16/12/2009 08:23 - Australia

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

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By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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By MartinGitGud - 13/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was saying goodbye to all my close friends before I move out of state. I'd made plans with one friend in particular to meet up before I move away; he didn't bother to respond to my message or calls. Guess I confused a coworker for a friend, huh? FML

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By Alanis - 21/07/2012 01:59 - United States

Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 17:01 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had a group project on Zoom with some classmates I'm not so familiar with. When we were done and said our goodbyes, I said, "Bye bye, I love you." FML

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roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

jupiter80 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

give her a chance ;)

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tabarnak_fml 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:04

wow lol that's funny :D

bigtits94 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:49

Shhh gay

aimbug 42

Thursday 8 October 2015 3:03

Not so much for Op.

jupiter80 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

give her a chance ;)

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:38

That's what *I'M* talkin' about!

impatientsnake 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:21

she love u go ahead and get that

pottymouthpanda 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:07

she pretty?

roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

Vanilor_fml 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:59

run... run away .. and never return

Mr_Darkside 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:05

hah i can just imagine this person running away in slow motion at sunset on a beach.... of course while Chariots of Fire is playing.

woosah 16

Friday 16 September 2011 7:26

So she's obviously crazy and now you're probably screwed. Good luck. Find a new job.

stangbang92 17

Monday 18 January 2016 17:45

Why? If you had fallen in love with some one and then they told you they loved you and walked away wouldn't you want answers?

TokioCore 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 2:14

"Bye, love you" doesnt exactly sound as a love confession to me. Besides, 6 missed calls and a long text message?? Thats a bit too clingy

JDFromSac 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

lmao.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:09

Bow chicka wow wow... ;)

eyetri13 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:09

lol

skyttlz 32

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:09

Lol awkward everytime you see her ... just tell her it was an accident?

Emilyinroom483 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:12

Awkward, but just tell her it was an accident. Not too hard.

LegitJP 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:13

lesbian lovers

Tankkiller308 16

Tuesday 16 December 2014 5:00

I'm confused how did you get to that conclusion I didn't see any where, where it tells you op's gender

xChaos 29

Thursday 7 January 2016 20:29

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