Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
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birds_fml 7
Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
BurpusMe 0
Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."
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Comments (253)
Shyman4ever 0
Maybe it was the wrong number but if it wasn't, call in for a threesome
thelonelylurker 0
Threesome!!
WeScreamFailure 0
Well; it should be like joking? Like friends are like that sometimes you know? the joke around. it could have been an insider between them. and she texted it as a joke. how are you guys? like if you have a really close relationship and all i don't think she was cheating. who knows? question her about it, mhm i'm not sure.
inspireme48 0
yeah like #1 said dont jump to conclusions what if it was a mistake? :p;
enigma777 0
I agree with 133, wooo hooooo
Humbrado 0
No harm no foul, as long as she's willing to share.
plexico 4
When she shoves a doughnut in her mouth and snarls, "Eat it! Eat it!" like the earlier FML today, it has a hole different meaning!
plexico 4
Mmmmmm. Lox. Still like donuts better, but lox is good, too. I was hoping some grammar Nazi was going to bust my hump for saying that I used the wrong spelling for "whole." And I would have said, "No, I didn't."
plexico 4
Yeah, I'm in H-town. I was in Dallas a few hours ago, sitting at Love Airport traveling between Oklahoma and home. Met a nice girl on the plane. It's not going to go anywhere, but I was happy with how smooth and charming this old dog can still be. You can be a pretty ugly guy, but if you are funny, nice and interesting, you still can make the ladies smile. She lives in FW, and I'd think to introduce you, but I am almost 100% sure that she would be totally disgusted with the kind of humor we traffic in here.
ImAKlutz15 0
Maybe the co-worker texted it to the wrong number. Its possible...
lancerevo 0
That's hott get in on that
acenima 0
lol . hot