Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
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Happybooger
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If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
Haha, hey babe I gotta pee. My dick ain't going to shake itself.
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gamercanadian
| 11
I wouldn't say it's a low for a relationship, he's just trust u n stuff I guess
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RaggleFrock
| 13
What a catch.
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GoW_Chick
| 14
I think we have ourselves a case of the "I'm going to thumb down everything," all three of the FML stories everything on it has been thumbed down, weird no?
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
My exact thoughts. What the fuck is with these dickheads thumbing down everything? I understand for those who deserve to be thumbed down, but whoever is doing it needs to fuck off.
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rooh123
| 5
Here comes the sex jokes...
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hellbilly205
| 17
I wish my girlfriend would do this for me...
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CaptainCola
| 7
You must have been really pissed off after this..
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I hope you are talking about the relationship, not his penis.
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Jakesterk96
| 8
"This is easy right? OMG, IT'S EVERYWHERE!"
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xcarxcrashx
| 9
I love when people get all sad for getting thumbed down. As if that's the worst thing that can happen to you.
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nj24_fml
| 0
F
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Toasty283
| 8
"Aim straight"
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nitinsharma
| 4
A couple that pees together.....?
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RaggleFrock
| 13
...Runs away from bees together.
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DrMime
| 10
Damn! Peeing together? My father always told me never to get on one knee for a girl who wouldn't get on two for me, although in this case I guess the circumstances are a bit different!
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Oh come on, Eats cheese together. Watches John Cleese together. Catches flees together.
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LuxAeterna_fml
| 0
Sleep together.
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boofgall
| 16
27- fleas*
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Happybooger
| 4
If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
The Hot Chick?
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
No the un-written man law. And, it's if you shake it more the twice. You,re playing with it.
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
You're*
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btstig
| 11
And she would be the one shaking it. So don't give her a limit to the number of shakes.
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Pentium_4
| 26
i'm sure he appreciated it ;) he's a lucky guy
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maryam8869
| 7
she loves him ..
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cBlackout
| 13
Well next time you do something stupid while drunk he can pay you back :)
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ShatteredRubiks
| 16
Sounds romantic.
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glittercookies
| 12
Personally I agree with you. I love when couples cross limits to help each other. That level of comfort is romantic. Maybe I'm weird though.
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newlove_fml
| 0
Helping a drunk man, regardless of who he is, is in no way romantic. It's gross. There's a difference between being comfortable with each other and just plain nasty.
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newlove_fml
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Oops. Typo. I meant helping a drunk man go pee.
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ShatteredRubiks
| 16
Because I wasn't being sarcastic at all...
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umm_Talk
| 9
Memories that last a lifetime!
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McMan
| 23
Well if he's that drunk I'm not even sure if he'll even remember it by tomorrow.
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Michael_92
| 20
Ah memories that last a lifetime but shouldn't!! If he can't even piss seriously!? I would let him piss on himself then walk away.
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DrMime
| 10
Awe how cute! When you're both old and senile you won't get to do that anymore, so cherish it while you can!
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Epikouros
| 31
On the contrary, when he's old and senile, she'll get to help him pee all the time.
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jerseyboy732
| 16
Look at the bright side... at least he didn't have an erection
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Yak99
| 0
Im pretty sure if a girl was shaking my happy stick it will be extra happy
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fmessiah
| 17
Well I guess now you know it isn't as easy as it looks to aim, but why didn't you just help him to sit on the toilet instead of holding it for him?
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Hammer01
| 8
Sitting is always easier.....
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satans_babe13
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Who says she held it?
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fmessiah
| 17
She said help him pee, not help him into the toilet, which would suggest she helped him with the actual act of urinating.