ydi put him on the couch and take the bed, fuck him for making a mess xD

and by the way make him a sammich, he must be hungry from all the barfing

make him clean it,

Einstein, you're supposed to be some kind of super genius, so surely you know that the 'sammich' joke is overplayed and was never funny. Saying that makes you look like a misogynistic jackass. Try some new material.

Then you're just as misogynistic as Einstein. Congratulations.

doc, shouldn't you be giving prostate exams or something?

40 - Better yet, shouldn't he be at a morgue, wishing he were having as much fun as those people were?

Mehness, that made no sense. Please hang up and try again. If you'd like to get in an insult battle with me, you'll need better stuff than that. Einstein, if you need your prostate checked, make an appointment to see me.

seriously, the "make him a sammich" line is somewhere on every thread when there is a female OP. it's dumb and unoriginal. it doesn't make you seem funny or tough like it did in 8th grade. it makes you sound stupid and juvenile...like you were in 8th grade

My last sammich tasted like sexism.

43 - you're making me sick like OP's boyfriend. Please go back to kitchen and make me a sammich. Thank you.

Why not just make him a sammich and make peace with him?

That right there's a keeper fo sho lols.

reading this, most likely somebody is going to end up saying something like British people say sick and not vomit

You know there's a character limit right? "Sick" is less letters than "vomit" last I checked...

Fewer*

calm down lol

"Being sick" is an English term for puking. Same as "throwing up" is the American term :P

My favorite: made street pizza

You forgot, "called Ralph on the big white phone".

Being "sick" means the same thing here in the states, although it's usage isn't nearly as common I'd imagine. I trust those of you overseas sometimes use other verbiage? I'd hate to see a country that doesn't enjoy a plethora of words for vomiting! Now, let's talk about other words for defecating...

I'm glad I could interject that word into your already colorful vocabulary my dear. It spices up your comment!

And "worshipped the porcelain god."

that's just dirty...