By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
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Jimboom 11

While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

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jocelyng_fml 0

reading this, most likely somebody is going to end up saying something like British people say sick and not vomit

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Lolerskatez 0

ydi put him on the couch and take the bed, **** him for making a mess xD

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Einstein714 0

and by the way make him a sammich, he must be hungry from all the barfing

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DocBastard 38

Einstein, you're supposed to be some kind of super genius, so surely you know that the 'sammich' joke is overplayed and was never funny. Saying that makes you look like a misogynistic jackass. Try some new material.

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DocBastard 38

Then you're just as misogynistic as Einstein. Congratulations.

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Einstein714 0

doc, shouldn't you be giving prostate exams or something?

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Mehness 0

40 - Better yet, shouldn't he be at a morgue, wishing he were having as much fun as those people were?

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DocBastard 38

Mehness, that made no sense. Please hang up and try again. If you'd like to get in an insult battle with me, you'll need better stuff than that. Einstein, if you need your prostate checked, make an appointment to see me.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

seriously, the "make him a sammich" line is somewhere on every thread when there is a female OP. it's dumb and unoriginal. it doesn't make you seem funny or tough like it did in 8th grade. it makes you sound stupid and juvenile...like you were in 8th grade

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MonkeyBusiness_fml 3

43 - you're making me sick like OP's boyfriend. Please go back to kitchen and make me a sammich. Thank you.

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MonkeyBusiness_fml 3

Why not just make him a sammich and make peace with him?

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EnaBoC 5

That right there's a keeper fo sho lols.

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ladybuuggy 0

Sounds like a fun night! For him, not you. Sorry OP!

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1990TD 6

YDI for saying sick instead of vomiting... derp (-.-')

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jocelyng_fml 0

reading this, most likely somebody is going to end up saying something like British people say sick and not vomit

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yanksby7 6

You know there's a character limit right? "Sick" is less letters than "vomit" last I checked...

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alfigel 0

Stop using ******* euphemisms! If you mean "vomiting", then ******* say so!

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bjokline 7

"Being sick" is an English term for puking. Same as "throwing up" is the American term :P

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knibbsy 4

What 6 and 7 said. "Vomited, puked on, hurled, blew chunks, yakked, regurgitated" would have all been better than "got sick." YDI for using that phrase each time.

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Domonator 16

You forgot, "called Ralph on the big white phone".

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knibbsy 4

Being "sick" means the same thing here in the states, although it's usage isn't nearly as common I'd imagine. I trust those of you overseas sometimes use other verbiage? I'd hate to see a country that doesn't enjoy a plethora of words for vomiting! Now, let's talk about other words for defecating...

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stronghand0331 17

I'm glad I could interject that word into your already colorful vocabulary my dear. It spices up your comment!

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Jimboom 11

While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

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iheartglasses 0

I would have made him sleep in the bathroom. If he was throwing up everywhere, you should know he will continue to do it other places as well.. YDI for bed puke but FYL for all the other

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