FML : Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs,...

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Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By vetapplez - / Saturday 4 April 2009 08:50 / United States

Love

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By BlackWolfVII | 0

#81861 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:07

Well you know what they say about love. It's like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. The situation is only slightly altered.

By dickinabox | 0

#81848 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:04

That's how you know he loves you!

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By dickinabox | 0

#81848 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:04

That's how you know he loves you!

LMFAOwned | 9

#1083136 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:08

You shudda swallowed. lol

Sassybq1 | 13

#2924298 - Monday 18 July 2011 20:45

lol exactly! he's marking his territory on you! lol

drdingus | 27

#4076711 - Thursday 23 February 2012 11:19

I agree

By BlackWolfVII | 0

#81861 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:07

Well you know what they say about love. It's like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. The situation is only slightly altered.

zimandme123 | 0

#2785474 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:11

lol! my uncle got my mom a card like that one time:)

FiestyLegend07 | 0

#4311467 - Monday 16 April 2012 5:54

Haha, I never really thought of I that way. Lol

furordei | 2

#4363641 - Saturday 28 April 2012 3:46

Well said my friend.

By cnhd | 0

#81862 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:07

ode to young love

By jabberwocky_fml | 0

#81869 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:09

Some chicks dig that.

By humpty_dumpty_fml | 0

#81870 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:09

Sweeeet.

By audiorage | 0

#81876 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:11

that's one reason I don't drink

By life_is_a_hooker | 0

#81877 - Saturday 4 April 2009 17:12

Wow... I'd say you were a good girlfriend... But I'm going to go with he isn't your boyfriend anymore for peeing on you...

PS WHY did you let him PEE on you TWICE?!