By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
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Well you know what they say about love. It's like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. The situation is only slightly altered.

That's how you know he loves you!

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That's how you know he loves you!

You shudda swallowed. lol

lol exactly! he's marking his territory on you! lol

Well you know what they say about love. It's like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. The situation is only slightly altered.

lol! my uncle got my mom a card like that one time:)

Haha, I never really thought of I that way. Lol

Well said my friend.

ode to young love

Some chicks dig that.

that's one reason I don't drink

Wow... I'd say you were a good girlfriend... But I'm going to go with he isn't your boyfriend anymore for peeing on you... PS WHY did you let him PEE on you TWICE?!

maybe she liked it?

Lol, like a dog marking his teritory =P

^^^^^ hahaha ^^^^^^

#7 the guy was drunk! he couldn't help where he peed.

choosing a drinking, idiot, who fancies water sports, is your fault