Nice pun. But op you should get your brother back for that.

eh, I don't think his brother is a prick, just an older brother. any older brother who doesn't do something traumatizing to their younger siblings isn't doing their job.

Your brother beehaved rather badly. I have hive dollars on him getting grounded.

One time when it was Easter and I was really little, my family and I were celebrating Easter in California. When looking for eggs, there was one hidden next to some cactuses (cacti? Cactus'? Not sure on that spelling). My brother and I both went for it, but I got it and he fell onto the cactus. All his eggs fell out and it's every man for themselves and so I started takin his while he was crying after landing on the cactus. I just realized how savage of a four year old I was...

Well if a enough hornets sting you it doesn't matter if you are allergic or not. If enough venom it injected into a person it can be very lethal. :(

That's true, but I think if they were allergic things could be a lot worse, right? I got stung by one bee over the past summer and it hurt like hell, my entire foot swelled for days. The doctor said I wasn't allergic, and that my body just did what is normal to try to get the venom out (or whatever... I'm not quite sure what exactly he said, lol). I can't even imagine going through multiple stings AND being allergic, too. So, whatever the case may be, I hope OP is doing well. :)

While screaming "Not the beeeees!!!!!" at the top of your lungs

Or dead. If OP had a serious allergy, that could have been fatal. The brother is a douchenozzle.

It can be fatal either way, if she was stunged by over a hundred bees....

stunged? just try stung next time

Sounds like y'all did not have fun growing up.

14 - hornets are not bees

Uhh what?

Beat him 1/2 to death, with an extra 1/4 for good measure

As life approaches death, but never quite reaching it?

Wasn't there an FML about a somebody having a cactus thrown at them by their brother?