lillymean
United Kingdom
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
vetapplez
United States
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
drunkboysgf
Canada
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
turnmyphoneoff
The Phone Call
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Anonymous
Crown Point, United States
The call of the wild
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Anonymous
Manly men fighting
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Domo731
Johnson City, United States
Kinky.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
j……
United States
I need one
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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Happybooger 4
If you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing with it
ninjuh_wingman 29
Well at least you can hope that it goes up from here.
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Comments (147)
thamack408 11
hahah you didnt. my ex girlfriend was willing to hold and shake my penis whenever i took a piss
LookOnBrightSide 12
27-Anybody say John Cleese? Always look on the bright side of life!
lantern 6
Sounds to me like a whole new level of intimacy~
lrgenesis 19
You mustve been pissed
capnbzarr 43
Better to be pissed off than pissed on!
agm77 9
How is that a new low? That's what any nice girlfriend should do.
Robro54 6
Would you rather piss be all over the floor?
lolcrazylol 0
Agreed. You know he won't clean it up either
MisssMia 9
Hey guys, little help? Who do you have to blow on here to get your story approved???
GoW_Chick 15
That would be one of the mods, but first the FML community has to give your story lots of yes votes, so really there is a loooong list of people you'd have to blow...hope you're up for it!
jerseyboy732 16
If y'all are I am :)
MisssMia 9
Hey guys, little help? Who do you have to blow on here to get your story approved???
Nataleena 1
Dump him for someone who caths.
Princesswarrior 0
That's Disgusting At least He Didn't Vomit In Your Hair Than Asked You If You Could Join Him In A Piss Still Disgusting
KeyboardWarrior 10
Why do you type like that? Isn't it easier to type normally?
Princesswarrior 0
I Like Caps Lock
ProhibitionRose 14
We can tell >.>