1. Michael Cohen 2. Lady Gaga 3. Hagrid Please let me know if I’ve won. Please let the prize be an Instant Pot!

that actually happened today at my work,someone shat down the side of the stall, accept it was the staff washroom,someones getting fired

LOL this reminded me of my small town where for about 20 years there was a shit bandit who would strike public bathrooms and s*** all over the toilet, walls ,floor and in some cases he even managed to get it on the ceiling no joke it looked like somebody had sprayed manure everywhere and this happened at three different places I worked and the managers tried to make me clean it up I told them go get me a biohazard suit otherwise I ain't doing it 😵

If you work in retail or food service management don’t care. That’s why they have us . The person who gets paid the least cleans the shit.

did they write their name on the wall. was their name steve? still trying to find steve to ask wtf

Sorry, but they did try. You can't tell your asshole to wait when it's a literal emergency. YDI for thinking they did this on purpose.