Bailed out
By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States
By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States
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As a fellow human with a penis, I can assure you that even if the doctor were as attractive as you two ladies, popping an erection in a freezing room is near impossible unless you're both close enough to keep me warm haha
Smooth as fuck, #37.
Since you had to say that, I must say, as a guy, that most guys actually get at least a partial during that.
Well, would you rather prefer a spider bite on your penis?
Rock hard Spiderdick with some spider sense.
Why did you have to rush to the hospital? Your wife could have just sucked the spider venom out.
Might be dangerous if she swallows though...
#29, as far as I know, most venoms aren't deadly when ingested. May make you sick large quantity, but not kill you. I know people drink rattlesnake venom as part of cult initiations and they don't die.
#34 is correct, unless you have a cut somewhere in your digestive system, ingesting venom is completely harmless because they work through the bloodstream.
That bites!
Dammit man
Too bad it wasn't a spider bite; you could have asked her to kiss your boo-boo..
Better safe then sorry I guess.
she convinced you that a spider bit your penis? and you believed this?
You just don't take any risks when you're dealing with the health of your penis.
If there was a chance I'd been bit on the dick by anything, I wouldn't take chances.
Penis naked = Starkers naked
I'd take an ingrown hair over a spider bite any day.
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Why did you have to rush to the hospital? Your wife could have just sucked the spider venom out.
Well, would you rather prefer a spider bite on your penis?