Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
fred88_fml 0
how far up there did you shove it?
Randaahh 0
that's what you get for wearing tampons!
gunner83 1
I didn't know this could even happen! ewww
iamsammm 0
it's not her fault she has a heavy flow and a wide set ****** -mean girls
livelaughlove131_fml 0
haha nice
LiveLauglove 0
you just made my day, :D
luvpink257 0
LMFAO
Avers 0
Is it possible to finger yourself to get it out? Perhaps you could lubricate it with your vaginal fluid till it become heavy and gravity might help? Just curious? What about a pair of tweezers?
the4starr 3
:o ! the teachers at our school told us on Sex Ed day that that would never happen and if it does you can just pull it out with your fingers. Those liars!
gingerrrr88 11
They also said pads weren't uncomfortable, and if you have sex before you're married you'll pretty much get pregnant and die… shall I go on?
randomviolet 0
my mom said if I had tampon probs I should tell her cuz a doctor could rape mowing how nice it is it CAN be possible i'm NOT saying it is but CAN be possible
genniangel0 0
WTF?? this doesn't even make sense....
fred88_fml 0
rape mowing?
BabyyBecca 0
lol this is funny!!
fred88_fml 0
#83 wtf is rape mowing?
ChelseaXD 0
I was wondering the same thing.. o_O