lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Anonymous
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Anonymous
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
BroadcitySF
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ms Yeins
Mechelen, Belgium
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Genuine D
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Sarah_Mow
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
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dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Samberriee 9
How do you think women have babies? They PUSH, bitch. YDI for being stupid. :)
Jordykins 0
125- They have contractions, *bitch*.
1fast1 0
Maybe you should shove two up there next time so you will have strings when one breaks....[rolls eyes]
mustardcat 1
ur ****** must be really deep
nickbouz 3
that will make an awesome christmas story
princess_88 0
YDI for going to the hospital when you didn't have to. Couldn't you have just pushed it out? Like how women hav babies??
figureskatergirl 0
ok, princess_88? are you for real? i mean, i would have expected that comment from a guy who knows nothing about women, but seriously? ok, you put a tampon in, and see if u can just "push it out like women have babies" and then tell me how that works for you. you must be too young to even have a period.
5t3ff1k4h 47
135, I first got my period ten years ago. I am able to push the tampon out using my vaginal muscles, if I really wanted to. Once you put the tampon in, your muscles will hold it there. However, if you push hard enough (even, for example, if you're pushing out a huge crap) the tampon may come out. I've had that happen before, and yes it was inserted properly.
MissxXXItalia 5
That's what i've always been scared of!!! lolll
jdfml90 0
Who lit the wick on your tampon?
Xupz_fml 0
I have a hard time believing how narrow-minded and helplessly mean FML comment posters can be. She might very well be a young virgin around 14-15. At that age, I couldn't even picture getting a tampon inside, so two fingers + a finger at once? Young ladies are tight and tensed, it's perfectly possible to freak out and feel unable to take it out! Even if she probably could have done it with her ****** muscles, I don't see the point in insulting her for not pulling it out with her fingers or saying wild things like "it must be because you don't like touching your own fluids or something, anyways YDI you douche". Come on people. Stop behaving like perfect jerks. Anyway bad luck with that tampon, OP! Buy another brand next time.
Xupz_fml 0
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Cigar 11
The idea of shoving something foreign inside yourself can be scary enough without giving a tug and having nothing but the string come out. Quit the YDI's and be grateful YOU didn't have to show up at the ER and tell them your vag ate a tampon.