Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
Pro_Nothing 9
I literally lol'ed at this. Anyway FYL OP
mayanderson 0
totally fake. there's no way that is possible.
kombucha_fml 8
fake
Chanayaa 0
another reason why I dint use tampons there a piece of shit and you can get tss.
sunflower226 0
you get TSS if you leave them in for like, 16 hours. but I'm sure you change your pads more often than that...if not, that's really nasty. pads are nasty...why do you want that shit sitting up on your stuff anyway?
cunningchick 1
What is TSS? I prob sound like a idiot but I have no idea and I'm hearing it alot, help?
lovebug1092 0
fake
sugarpeach 2
LOL!! EVEN IF THIS IS FAKE LOL!!
ChloeeRose 0
highly unlikely
annetsplayground 2
any dcotor would have told you to wash your hands, relax and just take it out. a ****** is no black hole so it can't get lost in there.
xiar 0
Lmfao damn right it ain't.
Moniquepeeters 0
Just use your fingers! You are not infinite deep, only like 6inches. So this is fake.
LilaBear 2
wtf? how is it fake? Just because it's POSSIBLE to get the tampon out doesn't mean she didn't actually go to the hospital for it. Some people freak out and over-react.
cwl727 33
People are saying it is fake because they know you can easily stick your fingers up there and pull it out.
torirules 0
why I've given up tampons
ChelseaXD 0
Why? They're not the funnest thing, but what do you use when you go swimming?