Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
fiaspice_fml 1
No-sring tampon do exist and you can remove them out. I can't understand the OP couldn't
IsaidSTFU 0
I don't understand why you had to go to the hospital, you can easily pull it out with your fingers...
Matu 4
giggity
Hoplaka 0
That's why I wear diapers!! :) AKA pads
dezzyfknbanana 0
D: I'm not using tampons. I was thinking bout using em, but now I read this and I don't wanna use em anymore >.<
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, it's possible it can get lost up there, but you shouldn't have to go to the hospital to get it out, since it shouldn't be pushed in that far. 99% of the time (unless you haven't changed it for days and it migrates...gross!) you can just use your fingers to pull it out (which is also gross, but it's better than paying a hospital bill). I've been using them for ten years and I've never had a string break on me. I've also never had it get lost inside of me.
pineapplemilda 0
that can't happen.. the string is made out of like 5 really string strings twisted together genius.. it's very doubtful that they would all break
SarahBearXoX 0
herp derp. it's very possible...
acneegg 7
you could have just reached on in
KianaCaca 10
I've posted this FML before but it was denied. I wonder why this one got up?
fuckmylifeX139 0
it couldent have gotten stuck..ydi for being a tard
1frostedcupcake 0
what does op mean?
kaelynn 0
124- original poster