Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
Fedor_is_KING 0
This is a legit FML. I don't even want to make a joke about it :(
iheartpie 0
Wow, that just have been awkward explaining to people you know.
Lucidium 0
Why would you even need to mention it in the first place?
iheartpie 0
People are usually curious when a friend or family member goes to hospital. Just in case it's something serious.
fmlwinnn 0
now I think I'm afraid to put a tampon in....
kohen_fml 0
12 - i think u lost ur toothbrush :-P
Emmy_The_Great 2
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5up3rTAN 0
I don't understand how you couldn't get it out. even without the string it'd be quite straight forward.
markhansen1992 5
that's really ****** up
UnicornsDoExist 0
That's uh... very unfortunate >.>
kohen_fml 0
21 - dw, I'm scared to put a tampon in to....
SparkleMotion44 0
why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45 why can't I fall asleep it's 4:45??
iheartpie 0
Try masturbating. It always helps me.
iownyou676 0
shut up
SparkleMotion44 0
nah I'm good
upsidedownseven 0
OP are you a bit slow? Why are you using tampons if your to scared to remove them without the string? This FML made me lol alot
1frostedcupcake 0
read the post again. she said that she put it in and the string broke, she didnt purposefully do it...