lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Anonymous
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Anonymous
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
BroadcitySF
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ms Yeins
Mechelen, Belgium
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Genuine D
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Sarah_Mow
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
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dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
Fishfanatic 7
Seriously, it is NOT difficult to remove a tampon. Despite childish jokes, the ****** is not a vast bottomless pit that a tampon can get lost in, it will simply stop at the cervix ( it cannot go into the cervix or womb due to the tight ring of muscle holding the cervix shut ) . All the OP had to do was squat down and insert two fingers to catch the end of the tampon and pull it out gently. I won't say YDI because it was simply an accident and a crap tampon with a loose string, but seriously OP you should know the in's and out's of your own ****** by now, it's part of the basic biology of your own body.
jtp420 0
thats ******* disgusting keep your dirty **** stuff to yourself ffs
domxxily 0
you obviously don't know what a tampon is. fail for trying to diss!
jadedmuffins 0
what?!? I thought they said it was impossible for the string to break?!?
livelaughlove131_fml 0
ehhhh that blows
vikki80 0
dude...you have muscles...push
The_ghetto_mango 25
Bro, that's a girl, not a dude. (I think) And getting out a tampon is NOT like having a baby. Those muscles in question are ONLY used clench or give birth. THOSE are programmed into you. NOT just using them like 5,000,000 times a day. Unless you're a ****.
sizel1 0
you could have crapped it out ha ha
Fishfanatic 7
184 is blatantly a sheltered ******* 12 year old who has never seen a ****** and plainly does not know how they work.
glambert1998 0
nummy:((means nit yummy)
DineshKarthikesu 0
That must have been... *puts glasses on*..... a bloody disaster.
cunningchick 1
Nice:) very nice:),
Inspired22 11
This happened to me, actually, on my very first period ever. But why did you go to the hospital? What a waste of money! Just go to your family physician! It doesn't take a specialist to pull out a damn tampon!