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Ouch.
Personally, I think he's trying to tell her something. Double-ouch.
lol well it makes me smile to know that some women are willing to do this for their guy. But im sorry that he slammed the controller on your head... maybe he likes it rough... you should try bitting him : D
"Today it was my birthday and I felt pretty confident, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a ******* while I played my favorite game. She agreed to do it and it was awesome up to the point where I got killed, and out of habit, I slammed my controller down... on her head... FML." "Today I was being played by my owner while this woman gave him a *******. Next thing I know BOOM HEADSHOT and I'm being slammed down upon the poor girl's head. FML."
he still plays COD 4? haha now its all about COD WAW and triple ouch
Can people who suck at reversals please just stop...? It takes a little more wit than just retyping the FML with the roles reversed to make it actually funny. -.-
WAW sucks same thing like COD 4 with the exception of zombies
and Halo 3 is better than both by a mile.
That's one of the worst games ever made, actually.
thank you #219
CoD waw is the worst piece of shit that treyarch has ever made. They even took the engine from cod 4 and still screwed it up
Ohhh i did the same thing for my then boyfriend. haha the sad thing is im more of a video gamer than he is !! haha :P PS3 is the best COD is the best :D
YO. #116. GET A LIFE!!!!!
wow sucks ass
#160 Thats some funny stuff
COD4 kills WAW
Agreed, why else would they decide to make another MW.
Bah, WAW fails in comparison to COD4. Except the nazi zombies, of course.
hahahahah that sucks.
Wow Wow, dont call me a dbag for wanting to be first but I have to ask. I think I was playing this same guy when I was online the other day. Was he wearing a microphone?
Maybe in your opinion but the way these people speak, Your outnumbered
just because you guys spend too much time on this site and have probably read every fml comment there is it doesn't make it unfunny it just means you have no lives relax, and learn to take a joke
Was he paying attention to you or the game
I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY GUYS!!!! oooh kaaayyyylllaaaaa.....lol jk xD
combat arms owns u all
he was clearly paying more attention to the game.
my exact word when i read this
He was probably playing against me that's why. So, i'm sorry!
must of did a bad job.
367 i put my k/d ratio on my resume, and i got hired. now my habit pays for itsself
Nah it was probably mre
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Show it anywayyeah dude, the **** is wrong with you? BJ while playing vid games is probably the awesomest birthday present ever
I don't think i'd want that either.
See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
so that epiode is soo funny
i agree, shoulda bit him. hard! when that controller hit your head.
Nah...for her birthday he has to go down on her while she bashes his head with any hard object from 1 of her hobbies 😂
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Show it anywayWhat do you mean by such a boyfriend? Like, he's bad because he wanted a blowie whilst playing video games? Or that he slammed the controller on her head? It's probably not his fault, I do that out of habit sometimes, as well. He got what was coming to him, though, when she bit down on his junk when she got hit, I'm sure.
owwww that's gotta hurt
Uhh.... that's kinda disgusting.
Agreed, the mouth should be used for kissing and and not for bj's.
I agree! PENISES BELONG IN VAGINAS, NOT MOUTHS!
probably because you have never gotten one
ew and ugh, jeez what an ass, you don't need a bf like that...
That must have hurt him too.
Lmfao...totally agree.
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See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
Ouch.