FML : Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he...

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Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jinxofsocal - / Sunday 21 June 2009 04:16 / United States

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By mclayton37 | 0

#326417 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!

By Envy_fml | 0

#326403 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Ouch.

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By Envy_fml | 0

#326403 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Ouch.

onigiriqueen | 0

#326661 - Sunday 21 June 2009 03:19

Personally, I think he's trying to tell her something. Double-ouch.

TheLittlestNinja | 0

#327420 - Sunday 21 June 2009 08:39

lol well it makes me smile to know that some women are willing to do this for their guy. But im sorry that he slammed the controller on your head... maybe he likes it rough... you should try bitting him : D

Don_fml | 0

#327537 - Sunday 21 June 2009 09:22

Ya think?

Diagon_Blix | 0

#327598 - Sunday 21 June 2009 09:50

"Today it was my birthday and I felt pretty confident, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a blowjob while I played my favorite game. She agreed to do it and it was awesome up to the point where I got killed, and out of habit, I slammed my controller down... on her head... FML." "Today I was being played by my owner while this woman gave him a blowjob. Next thing I know BOOM HEADSHOT and I'm being slammed down upon the poor girl's head. FML."

thabeast | 0

#327648 - Sunday 21 June 2009 10:18

he still plays COD 4? haha now its all about COD WAW and triple ouch

dr_house_MD | 0

#327984 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:10

COD 4 beats the shit out of COD WAW

TuxedoBento | 1

#327986 - Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

Can people who suck at reversals please just stop...? It takes a little more wit than just retyping the FML with the roles reversed to make it actually funny. -.-

suckstobey0u | 0

#328354 - Monday 22 June 2009 02:27

THANK YOU, TuxedoBento. Seriously, guys, stop.

luckyyyy | 0

#328578 - Monday 22 June 2009 03:29

WAW sucks same thing like COD 4 with the exception of zombies

thatwasobvious | 0

#328629 - Monday 22 June 2009 03:42

and Halo 3 is better than both by a mile.

Bllasae | 0

#328690 - Monday 22 June 2009 04:01

That's one of the worst games ever made, actually.

uLtra_attitude | 0

#329020 - Monday 22 June 2009 05:47

well if you were any good he would've turned off the game when you started.

Brett2873 | 0

#329030 - Monday 22 June 2009 05:53

CoD waw is the worst piece of shit that treyarch has ever made. They even took the engine from cod 4 and still screwed it up

crazyghost7 | 0

#329064 - Monday 22 June 2009 06:06

cod4 has better online than waw i personally think..... and that sucks for your head, at least he didnt stand up and throw it at the controller at the ground , that would have hurt more.....lmao hope ur head gets better lol

taureau139 | 0

#329148 - Monday 22 June 2009 06:37

a game doesnt stop being good just because a new version comes out....

Lauren324 | 18

#329258 - Monday 22 June 2009 07:26

Ohhh i did the same thing for my then boyfriend. haha the sad thing is im more of a video gamer than he is !! haha :P PS3 is the best COD is the best :D

Enzane12 | 0

#329283 - Monday 22 June 2009 07:37

YO. #116. GET A LIFE!!!!!

xDevilfishx | 0

#329404 - Monday 22 June 2009 08:56

wow sucks ass

Freshman_fml | 0

#330175 - Monday 22 June 2009 03:56

#160 Thats some funny stuff

matt112992 | 0

#330201 - Monday 22 June 2009 04:07

COD4 kills WAW

censorshipoff | 0

#330734 - Monday 22 June 2009 07:04

Agreed, why else would they decide to make another MW.

Josato | 0

#331469 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:18

Bah, WAW fails in comparison to COD4. Except the nazi zombies, of course.

kcmcg09 | 0

#338740 - Thursday 25 June 2009 05:42

i play cod4 a lot but really y wuld u be focusing on that if ur getting a bj at the moment?

rach2919 | 0

#339390 - Thursday 25 June 2009 10:37

hahahahah that sucks.

daiviko | 0

#344223 - Friday 26 June 2009 11:24

Wow Wow, dont call me a dbag for wanting to be first but I have to ask. I think I was playing this same guy when I was online the other day. Was he wearing a microphone?

mini_cupcake | 0

#354649 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 01:03

seriously, the first one was the best. c'mon, i'm a GIRL saying this!!! ((oh, and my boyfriend read this, now he's just waiting for his mom to leave...))

mini_cupcake | 0

#354677 - Tuesday 30 June 2009 01:20

and for all those guys reading this: DON'T GRAB A GIRL'S HEAD AND SHOVE IT AROUND WHEN SHE'S GOING DOWN ON YOU!! ((unless she says she likes it =D)) cause it's a great way to get yourself bit. and she will never do it again. ((pushing her head against a brick wall hurts too =,( ))

KSI_iTz_FaNgEd | 0

#363247 - Friday 3 July 2009 08:11

Maybe in your opinion but the way these people speak, Your outnumbered

Allord | 0

#381569 - Thursday 9 July 2009 10:40

Today, i was a couch being sat on by some douchebag getting blown while playing some retarded videogame. I couldn't really pay attention to what was going on because he had a BAD case of the farts.

lol_urlife_sucks | 0

#554604 - Friday 11 September 2009 01:59

just because you guys spend too much time on this site and have probably read every fml comment there is it doesn't make it unfunny it just means you have no lives relax, and learn to take a joke

evilspongebob | 0

#819476 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:04

thats like saying im gonna pull over just cuz im gonna blow in her mouth. aint happening chief.

Cambo9000 | 0

#820480 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:09

Was he paying attention to you or the game

sammehsaurus | 0

#975364 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 12:59

hey, you gave him a blow to the head.. he just wanted to return the favor ;D

fsebastianslife | 0

#982906 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 05:33

I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY GUYS!!!! oooh kaaayyyylllaaaaa.....lol jk xD

GiddyXD | 0

#985952 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 12:58

combat arms owns u all

devilsonic | 0

#986377 - Thursday 29 April 2010 01:17

well cod6 is better than cod 4 5 and halo conbined

mattrules44 | 0

#1070404 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 08:22

really cause its financially one of the best games ever made on any cobsole ever and its funner than c0

PatRme | 9

#1261356 - Wednesday 18 August 2010 05:59

counter strike rewlz

kiefenator | 0

#2351550 - Friday 15 April 2011 06:34

can anyone say cod black ops ftw?

blushy | 14

#3888621 - Sunday 15 January 2012 08:12

he was clearly paying more attention to the game.

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5611038 - Saturday 3 August 2013 09:03

my exact word when i read this

By Zenma | 0

#326412 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:07

He was probably playing against me that's why. So, i'm sorry!

gDwane | 0

#2451570 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 09:29

dude, you guys say it like you can put a fucking kill/death ratio on a resume. it's just a game! Stfu!

TheresNoEffingwa | 7

#2948612 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:49

must of did a bad job.

facilitator | 0

#2999614 - Saturday 30 July 2011 06:42

367 i put my k/d ratio on my resume, and i got hired. now my habit pays for itsself

saam32 | 0

#4509308 - Friday 1 June 2012 08:39

Nah it was probably mre

By thisissilly123 | 0

#326415 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mojomojo_fml | 5

#326702 - Sunday 21 June 2009 03:44

As a guy, that is awesome. When I grow up, I want to be him.

FBIWarning | 0

#327054 - Sunday 21 June 2009 06:10

Yea #3 you're fucking retarded, that shit is awesome!

ConSeannery | 0

#332508 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 06:49

yeah dude, the fuck is wrong with you? BJ while playing vid games is probably the awesomest birthday present ever

Chfanfiction | 0

#333815 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 07:33

I don't think i'd want that either.

20seniorparty09 | 0

#333837 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 07:46

unfortunately for them it's a mix of there 2 favorite things, my boy has asked me to do the same a few times lol

By mclayton37 | 0

#326417 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

mylittlecrow | 0

#326899 - Sunday 21 June 2009 05:02

Lolz that episode of seinfeld was awesome XD but seriously, your bf is crap, you should have bit him

earwax47 | 0

#327009 - Sunday 21 June 2009 05:50

so that epiode is soo funny

Don_fml | 0

#327543 - Sunday 21 June 2009 09:25

No episode of Seinfeld was funny... ever.

iareamused | 0

#335574 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 07:31

i agree, shoulda bit him. hard! when that controller hit your head.

sirwillis | 0

#347961 - Sunday 28 June 2009 03:39

i dont see how you get angry while getting a BJ?

By Leiqha | 0

#326421 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:10

lmao hahahah :] made my day lol. that sounds like something that would happen to me.

By MajorLeeScrewed | 0

#326422 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Malnutrition | 0

#581106 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 12:36

What do you mean by such a boyfriend? Like, he's bad because he wanted a blowie whilst playing video games? Or that he slammed the controller on her head? It's probably not his fault, I do that out of habit sometimes, as well. He got what was coming to him, though, when she bit down on his junk when she got hit, I'm sure.

tencalories | 3

#2486499 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 02:56

owwww that's gotta hurt

By cosmolatte | 3

#326427 - Sunday 21 June 2009 12:11

Uhh.... that's kinda disgusting.

ddldave | 0

#327251 - Sunday 21 June 2009 07:46

Agreed, the mouth should be used for kissing and and not for bj's.

no_day_but_2day | 0

#328893 - Monday 22 June 2009 04:59

I agree! PENISES BELONG IN VAGINAS, NOT MOUTHS!

mrtristan14 | 0

#330436 - Monday 22 June 2009 05:09

probably because you have never gotten one

KittenOnAcid | 1

#338930 - Thursday 25 June 2009 06:53

omg you guy stop being cunts, im sure you would be freaking estatic if a guy went down on you, if you never had it done before that sucks for you. plus games+oral = best gf everrrr