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See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!

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lol well it makes me smile to know that some women are willing to do this for their guy. But im sorry that he slammed the controller on your head... maybe he likes it rough... you should try bitting him : D

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"Today it was my birthday and I felt pretty confident, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a blowjob while I played my favorite game. She agreed to do it and it was awesome up to the point where I got killed, and out of habit, I slammed my controller down... on her head... FML." "Today I was being played by my owner while this woman gave him a blowjob. Next thing I know BOOM HEADSHOT and I'm being slammed down upon the poor girl's head. FML."

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Can people who suck at reversals please just stop...? It takes a little more wit than just retyping the FML with the roles reversed to make it actually funny. -.-

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CoD waw is the worst piece of shit that treyarch has ever made. They even took the engine from cod 4 and still screwed it up

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cod4 has better online than waw i personally think..... and that sucks for your head, at least he didnt stand up and throw it at the controller at the ground , that would have hurt more.....lmao hope ur head gets better lol

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Ohhh i did the same thing for my then boyfriend. haha the sad thing is im more of a video gamer than he is !! haha :P PS3 is the best COD is the best :D

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i play cod4 a lot but really y wuld u be focusing on that if ur getting a bj at the moment?

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Wow Wow, dont call me a dbag for wanting to be first but I have to ask. I think I was playing this same guy when I was online the other day. Was he wearing a microphone?

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seriously, the first one was the best. c'mon, i'm a GIRL saying this!!! ((oh, and my boyfriend read this, now he's just waiting for his mom to leave...))

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and for all those guys reading this: DON'T GRAB A GIRL'S HEAD AND SHOVE IT AROUND WHEN SHE'S GOING DOWN ON YOU!! ((unless she says she likes it =D)) cause it's a great way to get yourself bit. and she will never do it again. ((pushing her head against a brick wall hurts too =,( ))

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Today, i was a couch being sat on by some douchebag getting blown while playing some retarded videogame. I couldn't really pay attention to what was going on because he had a BAD case of the farts.

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just because you guys spend too much time on this site and have probably read every fml comment there is it doesn't make it unfunny it just means you have no lives relax, and learn to take a joke

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dude, you guys say it like you can put a fucking kill/death ratio on a resume. it's just a game! Stfu!

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yeah dude, the fuck is wrong with you? BJ while playing vid games is probably the awesomest birthday present ever

See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!

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What do you mean by such a boyfriend? Like, he's bad because he wanted a blowie whilst playing video games? Or that he slammed the controller on her head? It's probably not his fault, I do that out of habit sometimes, as well. He got what was coming to him, though, when she bit down on his junk when she got hit, I'm sure.

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omg you guy stop being cunts, im sure you would be freaking estatic if a guy went down on you, if you never had it done before that sucks for you. plus games+oral = best gf everrrr

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