As someone who also menstruates, this was one of the most stressful things I've read in a while. I hope you feel better soon.

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Man this made me hurt. Feel better soon. Sounds like a nightmare you are going through.

at least you got it right away, discovering you accidentally left one in for 2 weeks is worse. hope you feel better soon

oh thank goodness you successfully removed them both!! for real, that would have been a scare for you, considering we know the risks very well. I wish that every sandwich you eat is delicious, I wish that you find money in a pants pocket when you do your next load of laundry and I wish that the next sleep you have is awesome and refreshing x

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more tampons! Wait. That doesn't sound quite right...

Is this just a humblebrag about how huge your vagina is?

Wow, you can have more than one of those things in at once? Mind blown...