Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
skittlebabe 0
wow. I'm scared of tampons;p pads are easier 2 handle
frootietootie 0
now u will remember to wear a pad next time u have ur period or get a better brand.
dabombriebaby94 0
not even a big deal,
love_me_electric 20
I really hope you never have to give birth if you're not even capable of pushing a tampon out. Christ...
twignig 0
you make it sound so easy.
5t3ff1k4h 47
168- C-Section.
Samko_chan 5
That sounds uber painful.
ljoeija 0
My aunt is a doctor and a woman once came to her to get a tampon removed from her ******... She then told the story because she thought it was funny since the woman could have removed the tampon herself using her fingers. The ****** isn't such a delicate place that putting your fingers up there might seriously damage it.
scooter69 0
that must have been awkward to tell your parents lol
rofflewaffle 9
Well, Alice, how deep did this rabbit hole go?
lo1337a 1
I wonder how you'd go using a diva cup.
PwincessKii95 0
Oh My God People Would She Really Just Stand There And Go ' Oh God its Broke Let Go Hospital ' Doubt it Every Girl Would Try And Get It Out Their selves Because Wow How Embarrassing Would This Be ? .. Obvious It Was Too Far To Push Or Pull Out .. So Shh ;)
JustJess666 0
Why Must You Type Like This?? it's ****** annoying!