Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
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Welshite
| 39
She must really hate My Little Pony.
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droidlover
| 14
Call the veterinarian ASAP!!
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droidlover
| 14
Call the veterinarian ASAP!!
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Evilpirate
| 10
Don't see how a veterinarian can help.
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DistanceRunner94
| 9
It would beHOOVE you to get help from more than just a veterinarian.
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Cadillac4427
| 8
lmao, I see what you did there, good job.
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mallu86
| 9
Congratulations #69. You do have a 20/20 vision.
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mealsonwheels
| 12
why would she want to blow up whores?
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ptoka
| 20
Going to take a shot and say it's not "a whores", but instead "a house"...
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184886837272837
| 32
An acceptable typo seeing that u and r are on opposite sides of the keyboard. Easy mistake to make if you're typing without looking.
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ptoka
| 20
32, who are you correcting. Is it that #2 should have said "whoues"?? Even if OP meant "house" that doesn't explain the mishap above...
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mallu86
| 9
Because they're filthy, carries diseases and take your money.
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Ugi
| 26
Obviously she meant "a hearse". Death to all dead people!
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mealsonwheels
| 12
It would appear that my joke was so funny that no one got it.
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Applesarefum
| 9
it appears that your joke wasn't funny to begin with
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BradTheBrony
| 19
It appears that they were being sarcastic and that most people on here bitch about when obvious sarcasm isn't understood.
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girlbye23
| 15
Lucky she meant a horse and not your house!
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Odis12
| 11
Well perhaps the "up" was a typo. Then that takes this Fml in a completely different direction, and it's probably safe to say that you still need to get her some help.
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Welshite
| 39
She must really hate My Little Pony.
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XDsmileyDX_fml
| 24
Clop clop clop.
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perdix
| 29
Defs not a Pegasister.
#YOLO
#YOLO
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slooby_fml
| 25
Maybe she's related to Alan Strang
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142_cats
| 13
Everypony! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That crazy bitch is trying to blow up Equestria.
That crazy bitch is trying to blow up Equestria.
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142_cats
| 13
"YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people."
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Lilxpie
| 18
Seems like the only thing that can save them is the friendship of magic.
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CobraLazerFace
| 21
That or she really hates Jessica Parker...
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djkazic
| 5
Alert the neigh-bors, they could be potential targets too
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KingRay
| 3
Yes and don't forget to call the pigs if you catch her doing it.
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ZomBgal
| 12
Personally, I wouldn't let her know you searched her browsing history. She might have a cow...
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PePziNL
| 20
She's probably too chicken to do it anyways.
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djkazic
| 5
She's got some beef with you for sure, OP.
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clever_name_here
| 7
If this goes on much longer, it could get hawkward.
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JosephMoore77
| 8
Hold your horses. I think it's best to talk to her about it first before we go any further
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tiernang
| 21
#53 as long as no one brings up their cock, we should be fine.
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TheAbstract
| 14
#7, you rang?
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Soulsbane96_fml
| 11
Guys, stop joking around, this is steer-ious business.
We don't want op to be a cattletale, but they can't ignore this.
We don't want op to be a cattletale, but they can't ignore this.
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142_cats
| 13
Guys, these jokes are way too Bahhhhhhhhh-d. We have to stop horsing around. To get straight to the point, these puns are udder-ly ridiculous.
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BradTheBrony
| 19
These jokes are bad. Fuckin'... moo or some shit.
(nailed it)
(nailed it)
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red_headforlife
| 15
Yeah that's probably the best way to go!
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mallu86
| 9
In what world?
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golden_warrior
| 23
I thought bad behaviour was going to be mouthing off or using profanity. Calling this a bad behaviour is an understatement
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sabrinalynn22
| 19
Well I'm sure that could be easily explained.
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Mitchman7
| 8
well if she can't spell house correctly.I'm pretty sure you have nothing to worry about
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zandalee
| 19
Yep that's it because the jails are full of literate people!
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tukies
| 28
#12 well if that's the case, then I shall go rob a bank. When they try to arrest me I will tell they have nothing to worry about, because I'm dyslexic. I sometimes misspell my sdrow.
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thatkid00117
| 16
Never look through someone's web history, you will never find anything good.