FML : Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb...

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Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 December 2013 21:43 / United States - Wailuku

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By Welshite | 39

#5775174 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

She must really hate My Little Pony.

By droidlover | 14

#5775171 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

Call the veterinarian ASAP!!

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By droidlover | 14

#5775171 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

Call the veterinarian ASAP!!

Evilpirate | 10

#5775499 - Monday 2 December 2013 6:09

Don't see how a veterinarian can help.

DistanceRunner94 | 9

#5775592 - Monday 2 December 2013 7:43

It would beHOOVE you to get help from more than just a veterinarian.

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5775604 - Monday 2 December 2013 7:51

lmao, I see what you did there, good job.

mallu86 | 9

#5775696 - Monday 2 December 2013 9:32

Congratulations #69. You do have a 20/20 vision.

By mealsonwheels | 12

#5775172 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

why would she want to blow up whores?

ptoka | 19

#5775200 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:32

Going to take a shot and say it's not "a whores", but instead "a house"...

184886837272837 | 32

#5775283 - Monday 2 December 2013 3:26

An acceptable typo seeing that u and r are on opposite sides of the keyboard. Easy mistake to make if you're typing without looking.

ptoka | 19

#5775293 - Monday 2 December 2013 3:33

32, who are you correcting. Is it that #2 should have said "whoues"?? Even if OP meant "house" that doesn't explain the mishap above...

mallu86 | 9

#5775699 - Monday 2 December 2013 9:36

Because they're filthy, carries diseases and take your money.

Ugi | 26

#5775788 - Monday 2 December 2013 12:11

Obviously she meant "a hearse". Death to all dead people!

mealsonwheels | 12

#5776579 - Tuesday 3 December 2013 0:21

It would appear that my joke was so funny that no one got it.

Applesarefum | 9

#5776880 - Tuesday 3 December 2013 5:06

it appears that your joke wasn't funny to begin with

BradTheBrony | 19

#5777642 - Tuesday 3 December 2013 20:45

It appears that they were being sarcastic and that most people on here bitch about when obvious sarcasm isn't understood.

By girlbye23 | 15

#5775173 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

Lucky she meant a horse and not your house!

Odis12 | 11

#5775633 - Monday 2 December 2013 8:17

Well perhaps the "up" was a typo. Then that takes this Fml in a completely different direction, and it's probably safe to say that you still need to get her some help.

By Welshite | 39

#5775174 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:26

She must really hate My Little Pony.

XDsmileyDX_fml | 24

#5775204 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:33

Clop clop clop.

perdix | 29

#5775242 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:52

Defs not a Pegasister.

#YOLO

slooby_fml | 25

#5775243 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:52

Maybe she's related to Alan Strang

142_cats | 13

#5775643 - Monday 2 December 2013 8:21

Everypony! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That crazy bitch is trying to blow up Equestria.

142_cats | 13

#5775671 - Monday 2 December 2013 8:42

"YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people."

Lilxpie | 18

#5775851 - Monday 2 December 2013 13:31

Seems like the only thing that can save them is the friendship of magic.

CobraLazerFace | 21

#5777956 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 2:39

That or she really hates Jessica Parker...

By djkazic | 5

#5775179 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:27

Alert the neigh-bors, they could be potential targets too

KingRay | 3

#5775192 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:30

Yes and don't forget to call the pigs if you catch her doing it.

ZomBgal | 12

#5775295 - Monday 2 December 2013 3:35

Personally, I wouldn't let her know you searched her browsing history. She might have a cow...

PePziNL | 20

#5775298 - Monday 2 December 2013 3:37

She's probably too chicken to do it anyways.

djkazic | 5

#5775374 - Monday 2 December 2013 4:39

She's got some beef with you for sure, OP.

clever_name_here | 7

#5775422 - Monday 2 December 2013 5:00

If this goes on much longer, it could get hawkward.

JosephMoore77 | 8

#5775439 - Monday 2 December 2013 5:11

Hold your horses. I think it's best to talk to her about it first before we go any further

tiernang | 21

#5775440 - Monday 2 December 2013 5:11

#53 as long as no one brings up their cock, we should be fine.

TheAbstract | 14

#5775465 - Monday 2 December 2013 5:34

#7, you rang?

Soulsbane96_fml | 11

#5775524 - Monday 2 December 2013 6:36

Guys, stop joking around, this is steer-ious business.
We don't want op to be a cattletale, but they can't ignore this.

142_cats | 13

#5775657 - Monday 2 December 2013 8:32

Guys, these jokes are way too Bahhhhhhhhh-d. We have to stop horsing around. To get straight to the point, these puns are udder-ly ridiculous.

BradTheBrony | 19

#5777644 - Tuesday 3 December 2013 20:48

These jokes are bad. Fuckin'... moo or some shit.
(nailed it)

By red_headforlife | 15

#5775182 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:28

Yeah that's probably the best way to go!

mallu86 | 9

#5775702 - Monday 2 December 2013 9:37

In what world?

By golden_warrior | 23

#5775196 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:31

I thought bad behaviour was going to be mouthing off or using profanity. Calling this a bad behaviour is an understatement

By sabrinalynn22 | 19

#5775209 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:33

Well I'm sure that could be easily explained.

By Mitchman7 | 8

#5775210 - Monday 2 December 2013 2:34

well if she can't spell house correctly.I'm pretty sure you have nothing to worry about

zandalee | 19

#5775284 - Monday 2 December 2013 3:28

Yep that's it because the jails are full of literate people!

tukies | 28

#5775475 - Monday 2 December 2013 5:38

#12 well if that's the case, then I shall go rob a bank. When they try to arrest me I will tell they have nothing to worry about, because I'm dyslexic. I sometimes misspell my sdrow.