Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
Welshite
| 39
She must really hate My Little Pony.
By
droidlover
| 14
Call the veterinarian ASAP!!
COMMENTS
By
droidlover
| 14
Call the veterinarian ASAP!!
Reply
Evilpirate
| 10
Don't see how a veterinarian can help.
Reply
DistanceRunner94
| 9
It would beHOOVE you to get help from more than just a veterinarian.
Reply
Cadillac4427
| 8
lmao, I see what you did there, good job.
Reply
mallu86
| 9
Congratulations #69. You do have a 20/20 vision.
By
mealsonwheels
| 12
why would she want to blow up whores?
Reply
ptoka
| 20
Going to take a shot and say it's not "a whores", but instead "a house"...
Reply
184886837272837
| 32
An acceptable typo seeing that u and r are on opposite sides of the keyboard. Easy mistake to make if you're typing without looking.
Reply
ptoka
| 20
32, who are you correcting. Is it that #2 should have said "whoues"?? Even if OP meant "house" that doesn't explain the mishap above...
Reply
mallu86
| 9
Because they're filthy, carries diseases and take your money.
Reply
Ugi
| 26
Obviously she meant "a hearse". Death to all dead people!
Reply
mealsonwheels
| 12
It would appear that my joke was so funny that no one got it.
Reply
Applesarefum
| 9
it appears that your joke wasn't funny to begin with
Reply
BradTheBrony
| 19
It appears that they were being sarcastic and that most people on here bitch about when obvious sarcasm isn't understood.
By
girlbye23
| 15
Lucky she meant a horse and not your house!
Reply
Odis12
| 11
Well perhaps the "up" was a typo. Then that takes this Fml in a completely different direction, and it's probably safe to say that you still need to get her some help.
By
Welshite
| 39
She must really hate My Little Pony.
Reply
XDsmileyDX_fml
| 24
Clop clop clop.
Reply
perdix
| 29
Defs not a Pegasister.
#YOLO
#YOLO
Reply
slooby_fml
| 25
Maybe she's related to Alan Strang
Reply
142_cats
| 13
Everypony! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That crazy bitch is trying to blow up Equestria.
That crazy bitch is trying to blow up Equestria.
Reply
142_cats
| 13
"YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people."
Reply
Lilxpie
| 18
Seems like the only thing that can save them is the friendship of magic.
Reply
CobraLazerFace
| 21
That or she really hates Jessica Parker...
By
djkazic
| 5
Alert the neigh-bors, they could be potential targets too
Reply
KingRay
| 3
Yes and don't forget to call the pigs if you catch her doing it.
Reply
ZomBgal
| 12
Personally, I wouldn't let her know you searched her browsing history. She might have a cow...
Reply
PePziNL
| 20
She's probably too chicken to do it anyways.
Reply
djkazic
| 5
She's got some beef with you for sure, OP.
Reply
clever_name_here
| 7
If this goes on much longer, it could get hawkward.
Reply
JosephMoore77
| 8
Hold your horses. I think it's best to talk to her about it first before we go any further
Reply
tiernang
| 21
#53 as long as no one brings up their cock, we should be fine.
Reply
TheAbstract
| 15
#7, you rang?
Reply
Soulsbane96_fml
| 11
Guys, stop joking around, this is steer-ious business.
We don't want op to be a cattletale, but they can't ignore this.
We don't want op to be a cattletale, but they can't ignore this.
Reply
142_cats
| 13
Guys, these jokes are way too Bahhhhhhhhh-d. We have to stop horsing around. To get straight to the point, these puns are udder-ly ridiculous.
Reply
BradTheBrony
| 19
These jokes are bad. Fuckin'... moo or some shit.
(nailed it)
(nailed it)
By
red_headforlife
| 15
Yeah that's probably the best way to go!
Reply
mallu86
| 9
In what world?
By
golden_warrior
| 23
I thought bad behaviour was going to be mouthing off or using profanity. Calling this a bad behaviour is an understatement
By
sabrinalynn22
| 19
Well I'm sure that could be easily explained.
By
Mitchman7
| 8
well if she can't spell house correctly.I'm pretty sure you have nothing to worry about
Reply
zandalee
| 19
Yep that's it because the jails are full of literate people!
Reply
tukies
| 28
#12 well if that's the case, then I shall go rob a bank. When they try to arrest me I will tell they have nothing to worry about, because I'm dyslexic. I sometimes misspell my sdrow.
By
thatkid00117
| 16
Never look through someone's web history, you will never find anything good.