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By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

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By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:50 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By embarrassedmom - 31/08/2013 23:48 - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 02:17 - United States - High Springs

Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 2 December 2013 2:24

Did she still get out of the ticket? I think we are all wondering that.

sunny013 8

Monday 2 December 2013 2:24

Be careful what you wish for OP. You just might get it…

Comments

rainbowsheepfarm 2

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:57

Incorrect use of a semicolon. It should be a colon.

jeniaisling 6

Wednesday 4 December 2013 8:58

Be happy it wasn't her trying to reveal her thong.

icyyicee 1

Wednesday 4 December 2013 9:40

Hey! Hey! You! Come here! Here's a donut for you.

BrendaC_fml 4

Thursday 5 December 2013 20:25

Why would an old lady be speeding?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 6 December 2013 5:27

So, you're saying if she'd been a hot Barbie-doll type, you wouldn't have given her a ticket? Based solely on her looks? Yeah, this is what you call a crooked/dirty cop. I'm glad I don't live in California at this rate...seriously, wtf?

SneezyBear 27

Friday 6 December 2013 5:33

No, he didn't say anything of the sort. He just said he had a fantasy of seeing an attractive pair of boobs. Nowhere did he say he would actually do the illegal thing and let an attractive woman off for actually revealing some. Like others have said, for all we know he might actually want a woman to do that just so he can still give them a ticket. Stop assuming things.

SpriteAndBananas 14

Saturday 7 December 2013 4:45

Perv... you deserved it.

Arlisshsr 9

Tuesday 22 April 2014 21:43

You are what is wrong with the world.

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:12

Why do cops have to suck like that? It's only speeding. What's the big deal? Unless you're driving recklessly, then high speeds are fine, especially on the interstate. But 70, really? That's ridiculous.